As nomad said mortimer being cm isn't going to happen anytime soon due to the fact we have 2 cms already.
But the point about mortimer going though shit, yeah that's true since I spend a lot of time with him and many others in ts I realised how much mortimer gets the piss taking out of him I personally don't know how he can handle it.
Note mortimer even if your more active that me I'll still call you active