Step 1. In order to become Packie McReary. you need to possess a thick Irish accent.
Step 2. Have a SEXUAL attraction to cars.
Step 3. Run to the shop and ask a shady cunt to buy you rollies
Step 4. Smoke, said rollies
Step 5. Have an annoying laugh
Step 6. Call People "Gobshite, Dopey Twat, Dickhead, Wank Sock"
Step 7. Buy a vape with the intention to stop smoking
Step 8. Continue Smoking anyway
Step 9. Join DTT
Step 10. Mercilessly Slaughter @RzVibration and @jtwepiczombie
Step 11. Look like this https://imgur.com/gallery/11XNj
Step 12. Repeat