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You're not the boss are you? Ah, whatever, I didn't like him anyways. This is a guide to people that like to get raided a lot less, not to people who like to build big and powerful bases. Part A: Picking your base. Step 1: Have you ever stopped around, finding that every good place in the map is taken up by other people? Well, you're here anyways so let's continue. Me personally, Major Ocelot to you, prefers to base somewhere hidden, in a little crevice under a rock kind of person. You don't want an area which is too crowded or near spawn, making a easy target for a raid. You don't need all those fancy fading doors. In the suburbs is a good area, but the greatest area is behind buildings that aren't being used. Step 2: Getting members for your small base is a big improvement if raiders find your base for some reason... Anyways, more firepower for a base without many visible defenses is what you should desire. Cannot get any members to join? If a slot is available for becoming a mob boss or leader of a group, it's always easier to convince your own men to join you, anybody you hate should join. But if you're partner smells of motorcycle gasoline, you shouldn't trust them. Part B: Hiding your Big Boss DNA and 1 billion dollars. Step 1: Don't put any visible barricades on the windows if there is any, to make it look like the house is not owned. Do not put fading doors, but you should be able to fit some furniture in your place. If your place is too small to fit any furniture, it must be very small, therefore most people won't even find it. Step 2: Be weary of raiders, you should check on your base in at least an hour after you made or stocked it with your goodies. In the first step, I said make sure there is room for furniture, but why? Well because (this is optional) putting furniture behind your printers / Big Bosses' DNA can be effective if your raider goes full retard, no offense, (this is pretty offensive,) they might not notice the printers behind the book shelves or underneath the stove. Ta-da! you created your hidden base, hopefully this works, but with a Markov at your side, you can kill any raider. Just kidding! That's more of a revolver technique... This is a very short passage, but sometimes can be effective. (Not a shit post, it's not a shit post please don't call it a shit post, and You're Pretty Good. - Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot) The Colt Single Action Army... Six bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

So let's start off by explaining how to actually start this jackpot. You either want to win the most, or make more profit. Step 1: Determine the strategy you want to go for. There's many strategies I see people do, some luck based like going in last, going in first, but the one that works the most is teaming. A team of 3 - 4 people is hard to manage, but when the jackpot is at its most busiest state, it's very smart to have large groups. But if you want the most profit, but also gain more than usual, team up with one person. Step 2: How it works for the strategies. Strategy 1: No team mates. It's the best type of playing when it comes to profit, but in terms of winning... 30/100 chance, and if other people are teaming, you're screwed. Sometimes you win money, but you most of the time lose more then you gain. You can do whatever you like, just don't put too much money, I like to have a limit of money I can spend on jackpot. Strategy 2: One team mate. It's my personal favorite, especially in a dead jackpot. First, you team up with somebody you trust, you or your team member first put 300k, and advert the amount in the jackpot. Don't do it twice every 20 seconds, at least once every minute. Some people are aroused at this and come in. At the last minute, your partner shall bet the last 300k when it comes to 70% or past that point. Hopefully, you will win more then you did when you bet alone. Or for a faster jackpot, you can both bet 300k each, making it even more of a draw to go in the jackpot. Don't you just love when there's only 4% left in jackpot? Strategy 3: 2 - 4 more team mates. This strategy is only used in mass jackpot rolls. The jackpot money is flowing in seconds. You and your team just join the jackpot while everybody else does. You give your team a very small amount on top of the refund. You could also team up with one person, but making less of a chance to win. Step 3: ? Step 4: Profit. I don't guarantee this will work all the time, considering this is all randomized. But you will see a difference if you haven't tried this method. Hope you found this decent to your liking. This is very short, but can be useful. (P.S don't give too much out for refunds ;).) - Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)

This is Major Ocelot reporting in, this is a guide if you are bad at begging, annoying, or building as a homeless person. (Not a shit post) Part A: Begging Step 1: Being convincing. The thing most people lack in, having the devil's silver tongue... People run around screaming they want money over, and over, and over again and again never stopping, hoping that someone RDMs- I got a little off track, let us continue. Using less words, for example not begging over and over again, helps you be more convincing when begging for money. If they won't give you money, they won't give you money, that's the bottom line. When dealing with being convincing, you use more exquisite and gentle words, "not giv me mune." More like, "Sir, would you kindly donate some money to the unfulfilled?" Finally, you need to be calm and satisfied with any answer they give you, especially the hot tempered ones that have More than 1 million dollars. Step 2: Finding the right person. This is a very important step indeed, finding the target for begging. Most people just hold tab, find the amount of money someone has, and then proceeds to ask for a donation, a BIG no-no. First, to check wealth, you must look into their shoes... Just kidding, that would be morally right, but come on, we are just in it for the money. We shall look at their heads, you might see one of the following: Nothing: ✘ Cowboy Hat: ✓ Santa Hat: ✓ $$$$$$ You'll be dancing in the rain with Big Boss, actually, Venom Snake years from now. (Ocelot Meows) Anyways, let us head onto the next part... Part B: Being a Nuisance. Step 1: Gather all the hobos you need to complete your goal of being annoying(and Having a blast). Try to convince anybody you can to join you, politely as in part A. Next, tell your army, group, or if your a loner, yourself, to make as many annoying trash looking places in the tunnels, sidewalk, or any place a hobo might put their stuff. Making it very annoying every time you walk into a tunnel or area away from spawn, cans and cardboard boxes are not entirely blocking the user from exiting the tunnel without jumping, make it accessible to all people, please don't prop-block. For example, the a tunnel that everybody walks out of spawn distance, put a can or a box in the corner where someone will try to turn a corner, making it very annoying, but accessible to exit the tunnel without jumping/crouching. Remember, just like RDMers, shoot everybody that walks by with a revolver, right in the head making a entire bad situation to get yourself into, being jailed then having to explain what happened in front of a staff member and a player you shot, making him never like you again, just kidding. Anyways, next step! Step 2: Do something stupid for money, but nothing that will break the rules *wink* (I can't say it feels good to kill a comrade, even if it is for the GRU money.) or Play the guitar pretty good and get a piles of money and cheques down below your feet from the admins and staff alike. (optional) I hope you found this a little bit interesting, had some time to look at it, didn't mean to make it look like a shit post, it's not a shit post, It's an interesting coincidence. - Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)

@Sprickles is one of the most helpful users on this server, helping me countless times, never being disrespectful. As well, friendly and always patient. Forgot to add, "Hey, you're pretty good." (Why aren't you admin yet...) - Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)