toedeli Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 How to be an DICTATOR Maybe some of you asked themself: Damn i am an mayor and i really want to be bad. Should i now change to gangster or so? Nope you dont need to! You can type /job Dictator and look! You are now an dictator! You can choose by yourself what kind of dictator you wanna be: The Military(Here SWAT and Polical) or others. Actually you normally take Policial! But back to the guide. The perfect way actually is already the first step. Step 1: Be mayorNormally people take mayor to be an dictator. Because terrorists are actually really on the same rank like dictators. So better be mayor. It really makes fun for everyone! Step 2: Change Job nameYou can do this by typing in chat /job Dictator. It is actually more fun if people KNOW youre an dictator. Step 3: Where are the Governement officials?Without Officials it is already senless to be an mayor! And even more an dictator! But still its possible that some newbies join and vote for swat. Well they to wanna have fun but there is an sort of possibility that they poorly not understand. Step 4: LawsAn dictator isnt an dictator without laws! So you ask yourself: What laws shall i make? Here some examples:Dont come to near to the DictatorAny hits on governement officials are illegalNo guns higher than handgun not including Governement.Gunlicense only for handguns: *Put your price here*Insulting the Governement will be punished.Report criminal activities.etc... Step 5: NO MERCYDont show any mercy! You are an DICTATOR youre job is to be evil! Send you units EVERYWHERE for ALL suspicion! Step 6: In workStep 6 is in work. Post your suggestions down below! DelCampino the maker of the most popular guide on Cloudgaming sayd:As the creator of the most popular guide on the forum, i will make a guide for this. Here we go: Step one: try and be a dictator Step two: Get demoted Hope it helps jk lol,nice guide Link to comment
Mr Saul Goodman Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 *a DICTATORAnd tbh, my laws are WAAAY saltier than these. Link to comment
DelCampino Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 As the creator of the most popular guide on the forum, i will make a guide for this. Here we go: Step one: try and be a dictator Step two: Get demoted Hope it helps jk lol,nice guide Supa, LIT AF and Crimson L 3 Link to comment
toedeli Posted September 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 As the creator of the most popular guide on the forum, i will make a guide for this. Here we go: Step one: try and be a dictator Step two: Get demoted Hope it helps jk lol,nice guideWell shall i add it or shall i not...XD Link to comment
proxy Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 Best law -- 'Illegal acts will result in you being executed.'Now just watch players get slaughterd. Upland 1 Link to comment
Java Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 No, let's use Proxy's favorite rule. KOS J-Walk, then let's watch players get slaughtered(I know that this is not allowed anymore). Hope you understand that this is a joke xD Link to comment
yushkodeath Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 NOH WEAPONS IN PUBLIC WILL BE KOS AOS IF CLOSEBUYING AMMO IN PUBLIC WILL BE AOS/KOS IF NECCESSARYDISRESPECTING GOVERMENT OFFICIAL IS AOS/KOS IF RESIST IF YOU ARE WANTED YOU ARE KOS/AOS IF CLOSEPROSTITUTION WILL LEAD TO TORTURE TILL DEATH IN JAIL (STUN STICK A BITCH TILL SHE DIES) lolHOBOS ARE CUTE BUT SMELLS LIKE DEAD PEOPLE GIVE THEM 2 DOLLA BEING NEAR A DICKTATOR WILL GET YOU WEAPON CHECKED/WILL GET YOUR ASS ARRESTED IF YOU SPEAK TO THE DICKTATOR WITH NO PERMIT OR EVEN KILLEDRUNNING AROUND SCREAMING WILL GET YOU JAILED AND TORTURED MY PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS STAY SMART NOT STUIPIDBEING IN BANK AS ANY JOB WILL GET YOU AOS/KOS IF NECCESSARY ONLY A BANKER/GUARDS CAN BE THERE AND PUT UP A DEFENSE FOR THE DICKTATOR MONYHAVING LOCK PICKS OR KEYPAD CRACKERS OUT IS AOS/KOS IF RESISTTALKING LIKE A UNCIVIL CITIZEN IS AOS/KOS IF RESIST BAD MOUTHING OR TALKING LIKE A GHETTO IS NOT OK IN MY LAND OF DICKTATORSHIPHEIL ME LERD PROXY HE GETS EVERYTHING FOR FREE /JAVA ASWELL CUZ HES LIKE LAVA DONT MAKE HIM ANGRY JWALKING WILL GET YOU STUN STICKEDX10 IF RESISTED YOU WILL BE WANTED FOR BEING UNDER USAGE OF DRUGZ A CITIZEN IS NOT THAT STUIPID TO VIOLATE THAT LAWlol best laws yesh Link to comment
Mr Saul Goodman Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 My salty laws: 1) Default law2) Default law3) Default law4) Weapons out in public, including knives/pistols/hidden blades/lockpicks/keypad crackers, is KOS/AOS.5) You will automatically be weaponchecked at PD/Bank/Checkpoint, and if you have a weapon, you are KOS/AOS.6) Asking for hits is illegal.7) If you are seen buying ammo/a weapon, you are KOS/AOS.8) Gun/Special Arms Dealers must have gun licenses in order to sell items.9) Prostitution is illegal.10) Bugbaiting is KOS/AOS.11) Disrespect of government officials is KOS/AOS.12) None of these laws except Law 11 apply to police. (This law is for people who would try to make loopholes.) Link to comment
Upland Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Best law -- 'Illegal acts will result in you being executed.'Now just watch players get slaughterd.Omg thisSo many rdm calls would be made Link to comment
toedeli Posted November 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Woah so many views:-) 1100+ Link to comment
Gibbo10 Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 I'm sorry but numerous people know that my dictatorship regime along with Nazi laws are the best. Jingleballs 1 Link to comment
Corporal Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 How to be a Dictator* Link to comment
Mr Saul Goodman Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 I'm sorry but numerous people know that my dictatorship regime along with Nazi laws are the best.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAYou know I am the best, right? Gibbo10 and A Random Caucasian 1 1 Link to comment
A Random Caucasian Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Nazi laws <3. Only if I am a government official ofcourse. Link to comment
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