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  7. Guide for being the best, pretty good, Hobo.

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    1 hour ago, Revolver Ocelot said:

    This is Major Ocelot reporting in, this is a guide if you are bad at begging, annoying, or building as a homeless person. (Not a shit post)

     

    Part A: Begging

     

    Step 1: Being convincing.

    The thing most people lack in, having the devil's silver tongue... People run around screaming they want money over, and over, and over again and again never stopping, hoping that someone RDMs- I got a little off track, let us continue. Using less words, for example not begging over and over again, helps you be more convincing when begging for money. If they won't give you money, they won't give you money, that's the bottom line. When dealing with being convincing, you use more exquisite and gentle words, "not giv me mune."  More like, "Sir, would you kindly donate some money to the unfulfilled?"  Finally, you need to be calm and satisfied with any answer they give you, especially the hot tempered ones that have More than 1 million dollars.

     

    Step 2: Finding the right person.

     

    This is a very important step indeed, finding the target for begging. Most people just hold tab, find the amount of money someone has, and then proceeds to ask for a donation, a BIG no-no. First, to check wealth, you must look into their shoes... Just kidding, that would be morally right, but come on, we are just in it for the money. We shall look at their heads, you might see one of the following:

    Nothing: ✘

    Cowboy Hat: ✓

    Santa Hat:  ✓ $$$$$$ You'll be dancing in the rain with Big Boss, actually, Venom Snake years from now.

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    (Ocelot Meows)

     

    Anyways, let us head onto the next part...

     

    Part B: Being a Nuisance.

     

    Step 1: Gather all the hobos you need to complete your goal of being annoying(and Having a blast). Try to convince anybody you can to join you, politely as in part A. Next, tell your army, group, or if your a loner, yourself, to make as many annoying trash looking places in the tunnels, sidewalk, or any place a hobo might put their stuff. Making it very annoying every time you walk into a tunnel or area away from spawn, cans and cardboard boxes are not entirely blocking the user from exiting the tunnel without jumping, make it accessible to all people, please don't prop-block. For example, the a tunnel that everybody walks out of spawn distance, put a can or a box in the corner where someone will try to turn a corner, making it very annoying, but accessible to exit the tunnel without jumping/crouching. Remember, just like RDMers, shoot everybody that walks by with a revolver, right in the head making a entire bad situation to get yourself into, being jailed then having to explain what happened in front of a staff member and a player you shot, making him never like you again, just kidding. Anyways, next step!

     

    Step 2: Do something stupid for money, but nothing that will break the rules *wink* (I can't say it feels good to kill a comrade, even if it is for the GRU money.)

    or

    Play the guitar pretty good and get a piles of money and cheques down below your feet from the admins and staff alike. (optional) 

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    I hope you found this a little bit interesting, had some time to look at it, didn't mean to make it look like a shit post, it's not a shit post, It's an interesting coincidence.

    - Revolver Ocelot

     (Revolver Ocelot)

    Seriously love this guy lol great guide gratz

    I vanish :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

  10. Guide how to be good Mayor.

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    16 hours ago, NeinT said:

    Mayor:

    First:

    You must know Mayor commands:

    - /addlaw <text> (e.c. /addlaw Printers are illegal)

    - /removelaw <number of law,on thw board> (e.c /removelaw 1)

    - /resetlaws - reset all laws.

    Second:

    You are accepting or decilining warrants.

    - Accept if:

    - See someone with gun,and he tell you.. "I dont have anything".

    Then you can accept,weapon checker.

    - Hear sounds when someone cookin meth.

    Then you can raid,

    Deciline if:

    - Someone ask wareant for "idk".

    - Someone have in nickname "69" or somwnthing annoying. 

    - Ask when he says " he want it"

    Third:

    What mayor do:

    - Creating laws.

    - Selling gun licenses

    - Control the city.

    - Control Law Enforcement.

    Fourth:

    - How to sell gun licenses:

    - Do not sell license, when anyone pointing gun at you.

    - Do not give license first.

    - License cost is your choose ( normally 5000).

    What he "must" do:

    - Stay at PD and control city.

    - Go out only with Secret Service ir police,swat.(Thats like IRL)

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    NeinT :3

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    maybe edit this as of now its bad imo

    I vanish :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

     

  12. Valkyrie and NightBlade

    in Recommend A Player

    Posted

    To begin, the streamer/Youtube LostInPlace (yes the real one) joined the server about 20 players joined with him and the mass RA began, RDM, and other rules. Valkyrie being the only staff OD had to take action after he began to jail, kick, and punish as best he could note that this was his first night being a mod this was very courageous and although it took him some time to get use to that many rules breakers that fast he managed to do well and took care of them the correct way. 

    And NightBlade, who came at the end to assist him in wrapping up the situation banning the rulebreakers and congratulating Valkyrie who manage to fend off a massive group of minges on his first day.

     

    Congratulations to both @EricKing4 and @NightBlade keep up the amazing work guys :D

    (I vanish :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:)  

  13. Melt QT PE and Tangy

    in Recommend A Player

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    1 hour ago, Lightnin said:

    Melt wasn't the model moderator, but since he was spoken to he's definitely improved.

     

    Keep up the excellent work, the pair of you! It's great to hear such positive things about moderators! :)

    Melt wasn't the model moderator, but since he was spoken to he's definitely improved.

     

    Keep up the excellent work, the pair of you! It's great to hear such positive things about moderators! :)

    When I get home need to talk to you bout a staff complaint 

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