Guide for being the best, pretty good, Hobo.

[Revolver Ocelot]

This is Major Ocelot reporting in, this is a guide if you are bad at begging, annoying, or building as a homeless person. (Not a shit post)

 

Part A: Begging

 

Step 1: Being convincing.

The thing most people lack in, having the devil's silver tongue... People run around screaming they want money over, and over, and over again and again never stopping, hoping that someone RDMs- I got a little off track, let us continue. Using less words, for example not begging over and over again, helps you be more convincing when begging for money. If they won't give you money, they won't give you money, that's the bottom line. When dealing with being convincing, you use more exquisite and gentle words, "not giv me mune."  More like, "Sir, would you kindly donate some money to the unfulfilled?"  Finally, you need to be calm and satisfied with any answer they give you, especially the hot tempered ones that have More than 1 million dollars.

 

Step 2: Finding the right person.

 

This is a very important step indeed, finding the target for begging. Most people just hold tab, find the amount of money someone has, and then proceeds to ask for a donation, a BIG no-no. First, to check wealth, you must look into their shoes... Just kidding, that would be morally right, but come on, we are just in it for the money. We shall look at their heads, you might see one of the following:

Nothing: ✘

Cowboy Hat: ✓

Santa Hat:  ✓ $$$$$$ You'll be dancing in the rain with Big Boss, actually, Venom Snake years from now.

(Ocelot Meows)

 

Anyways, let us head onto the next part...

 

Part B: Being a Nuisance.

 

Step 1: Gather all the hobos you need to complete your goal of being annoying(and Having a blast). Try to convince anybody you can to join you, politely as in part A. Next, tell your army, group, or if your a loner, yourself, to make as many annoying trash looking places in the tunnels, sidewalk, or any place a hobo might put their stuff. Making it very annoying every time you walk into a tunnel or area away from spawn, cans and cardboard boxes are not entirely blocking the user from exiting the tunnel without jumping, make it accessible to all people, please don't prop-block. For example, the a tunnel that everybody walks out of spawn distance, put a can or a box in the corner where someone will try to turn a corner, making it very annoying, but accessible to exit the tunnel without jumping/crouching. Remember, just like RDMers, shoot everybody that walks by with a revolver, right in the head making a entire bad situation to get yourself into, being jailed then having to explain what happened in front of a staff member and a player you shot, making him never like you again, just kidding. Anyways, next step!

 

Step 2: Do something stupid for money, but nothing that will break the rules *wink* (I can't say it feels good to kill a comrade, even if it is for the GRU money.)

or

Play the guitar pretty good and get a piles of money and cheques down below your feet from the admins and staff alike. (optional) 

 

I hope you found this a little bit interesting, had some time to look at it, didn't mean to make it look like a shit post, it's not a shit post, It's an interesting coincidence.

- Revolver Ocelot

 (Revolver Ocelot)

[DelCampino]

1. Be hobo

2. Make sign saying "Largest donation" with a top 3.

3. Rich people fight for a spot.

4. Profit.

This always works.

[DargenFingerButt]

1 hour ago, Revolver Ocelot said:

This is Major Ocelot reporting in, this is a guide if you are bad at begging, annoying, or building as a homeless person. (Not a shit post)

 

Part A: Begging

 

Step 1: Being convincing.

The thing most people lack in, having the devil's silver tongue... People run around screaming they want money over, and over, and over again and again never stopping, hoping that someone RDMs- I got a little off track, let us continue. Using less words, for example not begging over and over again, helps you be more convincing when begging for money. If they won't give you money, they won't give you money, that's the bottom line. When dealing with being convincing, you use more exquisite and gentle words, "not giv me mune."  More like, "Sir, would you kindly donate some money to the unfulfilled?"  Finally, you need to be calm and satisfied with any answer they give you, especially the hot tempered ones that have More than 1 million dollars.

 

Step 2: Finding the right person.

 

This is a very important step indeed, finding the target for begging. Most people just hold tab, find the amount of money someone has, and then proceeds to ask for a donation, a BIG no-no. First, to check wealth, you must look into their shoes... Just kidding, that would be morally right, but come on, we are just in it for the money. We shall look at their heads, you might see one of the following:

Nothing: ✘

Cowboy Hat: ✓

Santa Hat:  ✓ $$$$$$ You'll be dancing in the rain with Big Boss, actually, Venom Snake years from now.

(Ocelot Meows)

 

Anyways, let us head onto the next part...

 

Part B: Being a Nuisance.

 

Step 1: Gather all the hobos you need to complete your goal of being annoying(and Having a blast). Try to convince anybody you can to join you, politely as in part A. Next, tell your army, group, or if your a loner, yourself, to make as many annoying trash looking places in the tunnels, sidewalk, or any place a hobo might put their stuff. Making it very annoying every time you walk into a tunnel or area away from spawn, cans and cardboard boxes are not entirely blocking the user from exiting the tunnel without jumping, make it accessible to all people, please don't prop-block. For example, the a tunnel that everybody walks out of spawn distance, put a can or a box in the corner where someone will try to turn a corner, making it very annoying, but accessible to exit the tunnel without jumping/crouching. Remember, just like RDMers, shoot everybody that walks by with a revolver, right in the head making a entire bad situation to get yourself into, being jailed then having to explain what happened in front of a staff member and a player you shot, making him never like you again, just kidding. Anyways, next step!

 

Step 2: Do something stupid for money, but nothing that will break the rules *wink* (I can't say it feels good to kill a comrade, even if it is for the GRU money.)

or

Play the guitar pretty good and get a piles of money and cheques down below your feet from the admins and staff alike. (optional) 

 

I hope you found this a little bit interesting, had some time to look at it, didn't mean to make it look like a shit post, it's not a shit post, It's an interesting coincidence.

- Revolver Ocelot

 (Revolver Ocelot)

Seriously love this guy lol great guide gratz

I vanish 

[Revolver Ocelot]

2 hours ago, DelCampino said:

1. Be hobo

2. Make sign saying "Largest donation" with a top 3.

3. Rich people fight for a spot.

4. Profit.

This always works.

Not bad... You should look into joining the cobras.

[JonasRV]

On 9/3/2017 at 3:56 PM, Revolver Ocelot said:

Santa Hat:  ✓ $$$$$$ You'll be dancing in the rain with Big Boss, actually, Venom Snake years from now.

Also deadmau that cost 9.5 million