Black Dragon

When you have some time, would y'all check your messages please, just about a donation enquiry so nothing massively important.

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could've become beer, but didn't.

The kids next door have challenged me to a water balloon fight. just updating my status while waiting on the water to boil.

I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I´m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"

I never thought I'd be the kind of person who'd wake up early in the morning to exercise ... And I was right.

I hate when homesless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah I know you have more money than me, no need to rub it in.

You gotta push yourself.Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat an entire cake instead of just one piece. Burn your ex's house down. I believe in you!

I love how music can take you to another place. For example Justin Bieber is playing in this café so now I'm going to a different café.

Why “Trojan” condoms? Didn’t the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing.

People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don't want to talk.