cortez

hm for boney ownership @Holm
 

I am picking these two sound Lads out for a issue that they helped deal with. (The issue is not to be discussed in this topic) 
I was angry, frustrated and disappointed in myself for not having the best evidence for my case. My issue was the classic, aggravating scenario that no one wants to deal with because it's time consuming. Lucas reached out to me, him and Jamie heard my story and stuck within minutes; they were on the server and dealing with it. It took around 30 minutes to work out, i was kept updated during the ordeal. I felt important, i felt like my work was making a difference and players would not be able to get away with what they wanted. 
To both of these members of the community, i am grateful i'm apart of the same team as you both. You're making a difference. 
Thank you. Job well done.  

Really appreciate the kind words mate. Like I said, if you have any issues or worries then just message me and I'll try to reply as quick as I can (been a bit busy this week helping my aunt and uncle move house). This applies to everyone as well, you are important and I'll try my best to make you feel like it no matter how frustrating the situation is. I do care about the community and I've always wanted to make a change for the best, even by just listening and hearing people out on any worries they have.
Again, thank you a lot for the kind words. I'm glad I managed to make you feel better! I also agree that Jamie is amazing and is really trying his best for the community despite having work and other issues IRL. I'm glad to be working alongside him and helping him whenever <3

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@Nomad

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Hello and welcome to my extremely important guide. Most players struggle to connect to the server because they forget how to connect to a server. They may also forget the servers name so they cannot find it.


(this step above is a vital step to connecting to the server)



 




 
Thanks for watching my extremely important guide, peace.

thanks for the fucking spoiler

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yes rost is a good man likes to ignore my PM's and gives me CJ's when i buy them

Delete system 32, generally slows down the download to so long you might as well not even bother.

Pretty sure you already asked WarMachine and he said no right?

If you inventory/bank money and then use it and disconnect or the server crashes/bugs out then it doesn't save the money onto the leaderboards and you lose it.

Yeah hes good
Called me fat, -support
 
pranked

Yes! NightBlade is a great member of staff!

Yes! NightBlade is a great member of staff!

Hi there!
My name is Cortez
Welcome to "The Guide To 'Gambling'"
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Jackpot  
I don't recommend you to !jackpot by yourself.
Jackpotting by yourself is risky, but if you do win, it pays off extremely well!
 
When you are farming with 2 people, it is recommended you do it 50/50
50/50 means if one of you win the jackpot, you split the profits 50/50
Example
You and X go into the jackpot. 1,200,000 is put into the Jackpot altogether.
X wins the Jackpot.
X Drops you 600,000, which is 50% of the profits from the pot.
That is 300,000 profit.
This is an effective method because you and your friend get more chance of winning which means more profit.


When you are Jackpot farming with more than 2 people, you should do refunds.
A refund jackpot farm is when a group of players gather up, all of the players put the same amount in, and if one of the players out of the group wins, that player refunds all of the other players.
Example
A, B, C & D gather up. 
They all put 300,000 into the Jackpot
X and Z both put 300000 into the Jackpot. They are NOT a part of the team with A B C D.
When A B C D X & Z all put there 300,000's into the Jackpot, there is 1,800,000 in the pot.
D happens to win the pot, and refund A B & C their money, and still, has 700,000 for themselves.
 
Presents  
Presents are good because you can unwrap things as valuable as 2,000,000!
When opening a present, there are 3 tiers of gifts.
Common
These consist of Lugers, backrubs, punches from the fatty himself & worst of all.... nothing
Rare
Rare consists of weapons like the Honey Badger, Winchester Carbine, M60 Machine gun, 50,000, 60,000, 100,000
Epic
These consist of M279 Grenade Launchers, VIP, RPG-7, 600,000 , 1,000,000 , 2,000,000
You're probably thinking "Wow, I can't wait till next update in easter when presents return so I can get that sweet loot!"

Obtaining the "Epic" tier presents are extremely difficult, but getting them feels gooood!
I personally went from 7,000,000 to 7,700,000 to 25,000 so it really is a gamble.
Large Present
3 uses, you can unwrap 3 gifts.
150,000
Medium Present
2 uses, you can unwrap 2 gifts.
100,000
Small Present
1 use, you can unwrap 1 gift.
50,000
 
I would recommend buying Large Presents.
 
Player Based Gambling  
This I honestly do not recommend.
The "Spinning Wheel"
This is a little 2by2 square with 4 triangles of different colors on it with a spinner in the middle.
Let's say it costs 50000 to gamble. 
You would pick 1/4 colors, let's say we picked green.
The host would take my money, and shoot the spinner. Then you wait to see which color it lands on.
It landed on green.
The host will double your money! (100,000)
But what if it didn't land on green?
Then you simply get nothing back.

Thanks for reading my guide!
 

@mumBa_i remember when we were basing and I came back from being afk and walked into your room and you were abusing someone with physgun I was dying I was laughing so hard xdd

@mumBa_i remember when we were basing and I came back from being afk and walked into your room and you were abusing someone with physgun I was dying I was laughing so hard xdd

as allways play this music helps concentrate
 
hey guys me back with another important guide
+rep- do this wen you like wat someone rites 
   eh wtf didnt work?    arghjh 
-rep -do this when you DONT like what someone writes!
  

Hi there!
My name is Cortez
Welcome to "The Guide To 'Gambling'"
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Jackpot  
I don't recommend you to !jackpot by yourself.
Jackpotting by yourself is risky, but if you do win, it pays off extremely well!
 
When you are farming with 2 people, it is recommended you do it 50/50
50/50 means if one of you win the jackpot, you split the profits 50/50
Example
You and X go into the jackpot. 1,200,000 is put into the Jackpot altogether.
X wins the Jackpot.
X Drops you 600,000, which is 50% of the profits from the pot.
That is 300,000 profit.
This is an effective method because you and your friend get more chance of winning which means more profit.


When you are Jackpot farming with more than 2 people, you should do refunds.
A refund jackpot farm is when a group of players gather up, all of the players put the same amount in, and if one of the players out of the group wins, that player refunds all of the other players.
Example
A, B, C & D gather up. 
They all put 300,000 into the Jackpot
X and Z both put 300000 into the Jackpot. They are NOT a part of the team with A B C D.
When A B C D X & Z all put there 300,000's into the Jackpot, there is 1,800,000 in the pot.
D happens to win the pot, and refund A B & C their money, and still, has 700,000 for themselves.
 
Presents  
Presents are good because you can unwrap things as valuable as 2,000,000!
When opening a present, there are 3 tiers of gifts.
Common
These consist of Lugers, backrubs, punches from the fatty himself & worst of all.... nothing
Rare
Rare consists of weapons like the Honey Badger, Winchester Carbine, M60 Machine gun, 50,000, 60,000, 100,000
Epic
These consist of M279 Grenade Launchers, VIP, RPG-7, 600,000 , 1,000,000 , 2,000,000
You're probably thinking "Wow, I can't wait till next update in easter when presents return so I can get that sweet loot!"

Obtaining the "Epic" tier presents are extremely difficult, but getting them feels gooood!
I personally went from 7,000,000 to 7,700,000 to 25,000 so it really is a gamble.
Large Present
3 uses, you can unwrap 3 gifts.
150,000
Medium Present
2 uses, you can unwrap 2 gifts.
100,000
Small Present
1 use, you can unwrap 1 gift.
50,000
 
I would recommend buying Large Presents.
 
Player Based Gambling  
This I honestly do not recommend.
The "Spinning Wheel"
This is a little 2by2 square with 4 triangles of different colors on it with a spinner in the middle.
Let's say it costs 50000 to gamble. 
You would pick 1/4 colors, let's say we picked green.
The host would take my money, and shoot the spinner. Then you wait to see which color it lands on.
It landed on green.
The host will double your money! (100,000)
But what if it didn't land on green?
Then you simply get nothing back.

Thanks for reading my guide!
 

@WarMachine
I think he deserves SA because he's very active, and is always being professional on the forums and in-game. 
He is always making sure the server is kept under control (well what I know from before I was banned).
He has been Admin+ for ages now, and I think now he deserves his place in the SA team.
 
 

as allways play this music helps concentrate
 
hey guys me back with another important guide
+rep- do this wen you like wat someone rites 
   eh wtf didnt work?    arghjh 
-rep -do this when you DONT like what someone writes!
  

as allways play this music helps concentrate
 
hey guys me back with another important guide
+rep- do this wen you like wat someone rites 
   eh wtf didnt work?    arghjh 
-rep -do this when you DONT like what someone writes!
  

@WarMachine
I think he deserves SA because he's very active, and is always being professional on the forums and in-game. 
He is always making sure the server is kept under control (well what I know from before I was banned).
He has been Admin+ for ages now, and I think now he deserves his place in the SA team.
 
 

@WarMachine
I think he deserves SA because he's very active, and is always being professional on the forums and in-game. 
He is always making sure the server is kept under control (well what I know from before I was banned).
He has been Admin+ for ages now, and I think now he deserves his place in the SA team.
 
 

@WarMachine
I think he deserves SA because he's very active, and is always being professional on the forums and in-game. 
He is always making sure the server is kept under control (well what I know from before I was banned).
He has been Admin+ for ages now, and I think now he deserves his place in the SA team.