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    Holm reacted to Ice Cube in sensei   
    Fully agree. Have seen you in action a couple of times. You are a good lad and a good moderator bud. Keep it up!
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    Holm reacted to Pookie in sensei   
    I would like to recommend @senseii for doing a good OD as a moderator. He should be recognised for his hard work and should apply for admin when possible; he has been responding to reports fast and has managed the sits well
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    Holm reacted to i30delta in The Guide To Expert Mining   
    Cloud Gaming DarkRP Mining Guide
    Section 1 ~ Rules
    The main rule with this is that you are not allowed to AFK mine, this will result in punishment. Secondly, using scripts (For Example Auto-Clicker) is not allowed as it gains an unfair advantage, again, this will result in the punishment of yourself. 
     ~Rule 1.7~
    1.7 Software Using any form of software to gain an advantage is not allowed (e.g. script for mining, not being set to AFK).
    Section 2 ~ How to
    The mining area is located in the residential district, it is located in the tunnel end, where you will find a section of rocks, on the front 'wall' of the tunnel, there is a business man, press 'e' on him to open the mining menu. Buy the pickaxe, and head over to the rocks, find one you like, and click once every 2¼ seconds (around that) to mine the rocks. Spamming does not work. Once you have finished your mining session, go back to the man and sell your hard earned gems!
    ~~~
    This had to be remade due to the new rules, this guide shall be updated in future to make it more easy to understand.
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    Holm reacted to Revolver Ocelot in Guide for being the best, pretty good, Hobo.   
    This is Major Ocelot reporting in, this is a guide if you are bad at begging, annoying, or building as a homeless person. (Not a shit post)
     
    Part A: Begging
     
    Step 1: Being convincing.
    The thing most people lack in, having the devil's silver tongue... People run around screaming they want money over, and over, and over again and again never stopping, hoping that someone RDMs- I got a little off track, let us continue. Using less words, for example not begging over and over again, helps you be more convincing when begging for money. If they won't give you money, they won't give you money, that's the bottom line. When dealing with being convincing, you use more exquisite and gentle words, "not giv me mune."  More like, "Sir, would you kindly donate some money to the unfulfilled?"  Finally, you need to be calm and satisfied with any answer they give you, especially the hot tempered ones that have More than 1 million dollars.
     
    Step 2: Finding the right person.
     
    This is a very important step indeed, finding the target for begging. Most people just hold tab, find the amount of money someone has, and then proceeds to ask for a donation, a BIG no-no. First, to check wealth, you must look into their shoes... Just kidding, that would be morally right, but come on, we are just in it for the money. We shall look at their heads, you might see one of the following:
    Nothing: ✘
    Cowboy Hat: ✓
    Santa Hat:  ✓ $$$$$$ You'll be dancing in the rain with Big Boss, actually, Venom Snake years from now.

    (Ocelot Meows)
     
    Anyways, let us head onto the next part...
     
    Part B: Being a Nuisance.
     
    Step 1: Gather all the hobos you need to complete your goal of being annoying(and Having a blast). Try to convince anybody you can to join you, politely as in part A. Next, tell your army, group, or if your a loner, yourself, to make as many annoying trash looking places in the tunnels, sidewalk, or any place a hobo might put their stuff. Making it very annoying every time you walk into a tunnel or area away from spawn, cans and cardboard boxes are not entirely blocking the user from exiting the tunnel without jumping, make it accessible to all people, please don't prop-block. For example, the a tunnel that everybody walks out of spawn distance, put a can or a box in the corner where someone will try to turn a corner, making it very annoying, but accessible to exit the tunnel without jumping/crouching. Remember, just like RDMers, shoot everybody that walks by with a revolver, right in the head making a entire bad situation to get yourself into, being jailed then having to explain what happened in front of a staff member and a player you shot, making him never like you again, just kidding. Anyways, next step!
     
    Step 2: Do something stupid for money, but nothing that will break the rules *wink* (I can't say it feels good to kill a comrade, even if it is for the GRU money.)
    or
    Play the guitar pretty good and get a piles of money and cheques down below your feet from the admins and staff alike. (optional) 

     
    I hope you found this a little bit interesting, had some time to look at it, didn't mean to make it look like a shit post, it's not a shit post, It's an interesting coincidence.
    - Revolver Ocelot
     (Revolver Ocelot)
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    Holm reacted to Revolver Ocelot in Guide to be a not bad... Jackpot player.   
    So let's start off by explaining how to actually start this jackpot. You either want to win the most, or make more profit.
     
    Step 1: Determine the strategy you want to go for.
    There's many strategies I see people do, some luck based like going in last, going in first, but the one that works the most is teaming. A team of 3 - 4 people is hard to manage, but when the jackpot is at its most busiest state, it's very  smart to have large groups. But if you want the most profit, but also gain more than usual, team up with one person.
     
    Step 2: How it works for the strategies.
    Strategy 1: No team mates. It's the best type of playing when it comes to profit, but in terms of winning... 30/100 chance, and if other people are teaming, you're screwed. Sometimes you win money, but you most of the time lose more then you gain. You can do whatever you like, just don't put too much money, I like to have a limit of money I can spend on jackpot.
     
    Strategy 2: One team mate. It's my personal favorite, especially in a dead  jackpot. First, you team up with somebody you trust, you or your team member first put 300k, and advert the amount in the jackpot. Don't do it twice every 20 seconds, at least once every minute. Some people are aroused at this and come in. At the last minute, your partner shall bet the last 300k when it comes to 70% or past that point. Hopefully, you will win more then you did when you bet alone. Or for a faster jackpot, you can both bet 300k each, making it even more of a draw to go in the jackpot. Don't you just love when there's only 4% left in jackpot?
     
    Strategy 3: 2 - 4 more team mates. This strategy is only used in mass jackpot rolls. The jackpot money is flowing in seconds. You and your team just join the jackpot while everybody else does. You give your team a very small amount on top of the refund. You could also team up with one person, but making less of a chance to win.
     
    Step 3: ?
     
    Step 4: Profit.
     
    I don't guarantee this will work all the time, considering this is all randomized. But you will see a difference if you haven't tried this method. Hope you found this decent to your liking. This is very short, but can be useful.
     
    (P.S don't give too much out for refunds ;).)
     

     
    - Revolver Ocelot
     (Revolver Ocelot)
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    Holm reacted to jtwepiczombie in nomad   
    I would like to recommend these two players for there hard work and they are just doing an amazing job on the server, keep it up xD
    @Nomad
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    Holm reacted to Mumba Le Fagg in Mumba   
    Not OD as often as you think  
    But I'm improving on that, so thanks!
    Also I'm gonna hit first place this fortnight, I garrantuee.
    Much love Mumba 
    <3
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    Holm got a reaction from Golden arrow in JoshB for an admin   
    I'm a regular player for this server as many of the staff know and have been in this server enough time to notice how much JoshB was a great help and supporter for me to love this server a lot!! Especially in my beggining of my playing i made some mistakes and unlike any moderator taught me exactly what to do with so much patience and support! and even when he jail you your satisfied your convinced by his unique reasoning . With such staff this server can have a lot more attraction and the new playersfind it convinient to stayy in! And I'm sure 100% JoshB as an admin will be able to help this server and its players a lot better.
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    Holm reacted to Pookie in JoshB for an admin   
    Agreed.
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    Holm got a reaction from Pookie in JoshB for an admin   
    I'm a regular player for this server as many of the staff know and have been in this server enough time to notice how much JoshB was a great help and supporter for me to love this server a lot!! Especially in my beggining of my playing i made some mistakes and unlike any moderator taught me exactly what to do with so much patience and support! and even when he jail you your satisfied your convinced by his unique reasoning . With such staff this server can have a lot more attraction and the new playersfind it convinient to stayy in! And I'm sure 100% JoshB as an admin will be able to help this server and its players a lot better.
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    Holm reacted to NightBlade in JoshB for an admin   
    My little bitch Josh is growing up all so fast.
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    Holm reacted to Toast in JoshB for an admin   
    I do agree and I would put across that all the new mods have been doing well and it is good to see.
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    Holm reacted to JoshB in JoshB for an admin   
    Ay thanks for the support man, glad i could be of assistance
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    Holm got a reaction from JoshB in JoshB for an admin   
    I'm a regular player for this server as many of the staff know and have been in this server enough time to notice how much JoshB was a great help and supporter for me to love this server a lot!! Especially in my beggining of my playing i made some mistakes and unlike any moderator taught me exactly what to do with so much patience and support! and even when he jail you your satisfied your convinced by his unique reasoning . With such staff this server can have a lot more attraction and the new playersfind it convinient to stayy in! And I'm sure 100% JoshB as an admin will be able to help this server and its players a lot better.
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