Brock Olly

1.10 Slander – You may only make accusations against another member of the community when speaking privately with a higher ranking member than the accused, or in the complaints/ban requests sections of the forum.
1.17 Drama Post - Any posts that affiliate yourself, or another user in the community, with drama or unnecessary attention is strictly prohibited. It is seen as attention seeking, and thus will be reprimanded immediately. If you have comments to make, or questions to ask about performance etc, then ask in TeamSpeak or In-Game. - This INCLUDES resignation posts.
 

1st of all, if you hate the server why do you want to play again?
2nd of all, if you want to get "unbanned" do a ban appeal in the ban appeal section and wait for another senior staff member to reply.
 
Regards,
~ Florian

i hope you know he was being sarcastic.

I can't recall seeing this @Brock Olly guy on the server in the past 3 weeks so I don't know about his activity tho

@Brock Olly has recently been undermined for his work and commitment to the staff team, due to following his instinct and exercising his A+ abilities.
As one of the very few respectable staff members and as someone who's always carries out his staff duties to a high expectation, I personally believe, as do many others that he should be given back his rank as A+. 

get dabbed 

I didn't even see verydoges post I'm very confused, it was a friday morning at work must have been very tired. 
This is a highly urgent issue, I bet if one of your CJs was delayed for 6 months you'd be pissing up a wall crying every day you baby. 
 

'florin'
cool story didnt read but coool

I personally think i should be accepted into the role of being a community manager i have been one in the past i would like to come back.
I hope to get attention by @roast.
 
-EX-Community manager TauntPT.

Shoutout to my boy Colonel
Really underrated in my opinion.
Knows most rules.
Good person.
Big Up Sanders

I don't know if it's just me but I think you have been doing a really great job recently and have really stepped up over the past weeks. I would just like to say thanks @roast for the work you have been putting in and all the goodies you have been giving out to the community! 
Keep this up and im sure that will promote you to Owner++ soon! 
Oh and thanks for being a helping hand to me as I still have a lot to learn and you're really helping me with becoming better and better.

Thanks Overlord!
I'm trying my best everyday, to keep the server clean. 
This recommendation made my day.
Love,
Mumba

This is a short guide I know, but it's worth it.
1.) First copy this line of text and paste in in a .txt document:
(Don't copy here)
cl_threaded_bone_setup 1
cl_threaded_client_leaf_system 1
r_threaded_client_shadow_manager 1
r_threaded_particles 1
r_threaded_renderables 1
r_queued_ropes 1
studio_queue_mode 1
gmod_mcore_test 1
// mat_queue_mode 2                // Dies
(Don't copy here)
 
2.) Then name that .txt: boost_on
 
3.) Then find the garrysmod directory, then place it in: GarrysMod/garrysmod/cfg
 
3.) You're done! All you have to do when you are in Garry's Mod type:
 
exec boost_on.cfg
 
or
 
Paste the code into the autoexec.cfg file in the GarrysMod/garrysmod/cfg (This is so you don't have to punch in the code everytime you start Garry's Mod.)
 
And watch as your FPS increases! (most of the time.) 
 
*Forgets to add what it actually does.*
What it does:
This basically increases the amount of cores the game runs on, like roast said (thank you for putting the answer down in the comments and reminding me.) The game default runs on one core, but with using this, it runs on multiple. Me personally I have had no problems at all using this method, but everybody is different. And it's not fully compatible and will most likely never be. So I advise you only to use this at your own hand.

I sent @Nomad the money for the job 39 days ago but he does not answer me.
So i wrote to @roast, hey roast Nomad dont answer me but i already payed for the CJ. And btw
i send him some screen shots of the payment.
 
He answer me write him again. I did. I did it 5 times. But he dont answer me and left the conversation.
So i write roast, hey roast Nomad leave the conversation. (sone screens of the conversation)
Wait the first day.
Wait the second day.
Wait the third day.
BOOOOM he leave the conversation too. WTF GG GJ OMFG WHY
Now no one answer me and no one read my messages.
 
BTW Tangy has already got his job and he definitely paid after me.
 
Please excuse my bad english^^
[edit] @Bodman

I would like to say the staff team is doing an amazing job and the activity of it is incredible. The server wouldn't be the same without you guys and ladies (if there are any ladies that is). You lot specialise in the following qualifications.
Teamwork Strong Leader Dedication Problem solving  Communication Creative Thinker Work Ethic Ability to work under pressure And much more, although I may not always come up to you and say "keep up the good work" (well yeah as it's normally "get off your ass and do your duties"). But I always think that I know in the future you lot will have a good job, a place to call home and just a great life in general. Although I am unsure of what road you want to take in life I wish you the best of luck!
And to the ones who may actually be a pain in the ass something (shift, tangy, toast and much more, you know who you are). You are/will do an amazing job in the team. I have strong faith that you lot will go far in this community and in life. 
When times get hard we the Senior Staff are always open to having a conversation with you (we are actually pretty good at our jobs ). Just do me one favour, never give up and keep on rocking.
Keep up the good work lads and lasses!!

*snif* You all say such nice things about him, but the truth is.... He... He... he molested me :((((

Or turn off that voice changer <3

(Please read entire thing, again.)
Thank you for reading! Oh, why does Quiet not talk too kill Big Boss? It is because she will die if she speaks English, she releases the parasite from herself, (the parasite by the way, gives her all her super natural powers, she only can harness it because she knows how to speak a certain language that the Code Talker knows, shown below:
(Quiet actually is a pretty interesting character, because you can kill her and this would've never happened...)

 
This is explained through a private conversation between him, Code Talker, and Quiet.
Ocelot knows that Quiet is in love with Big Boss, well, not Big Boss, when he is not Big Boss, he is Venom Snake you find out wit the... ending...
Ocelot knows because she has a "look" that he had, because he fell in love with Big Boss also, because he is homosexual, and he likes Big Boss in MGS3. Even in MGS4, the final fight with Revolver Ocelot, Ocelot kisses solid snake on the cheek and that raises his SP or something along those lines.
 
Hope you found this quick put-together useful to your Metal Gear Solid information in your brain...
And remember:
 
  Revolver Ocelot: You're pretty good.
                                                                                 (Revolver Ocelot)
Sorry Bowman, my finger on the enter button must've slipped.
You've should've been in the system (MGS5) a long time ago...

@roast the owner of CG has been doing so well recently committing himself to goals such as server restarting often and more.
I'd like for all of us to thank him for the time he's put in the server for us to play and have fun.
 
-Thank you
-Dargen
 
 

This is Major Ocelot reporting in, this is a guide if you are bad at begging, annoying, or building as a homeless person. (Not a shit post)
 
Part A: Begging
 
Step 1: Being convincing.
The thing most people lack in, having the devil's silver tongue... People run around screaming they want money over, and over, and over again and again never stopping, hoping that someone RDMs- I got a little off track, let us continue. Using less words, for example not begging over and over again, helps you be more convincing when begging for money. If they won't give you money, they won't give you money, that's the bottom line. When dealing with being convincing, you use more exquisite and gentle words, "not giv me mune."  More like, "Sir, would you kindly donate some money to the unfulfilled?"  Finally, you need to be calm and satisfied with any answer they give you, especially the hot tempered ones that have More than 1 million dollars.
 
Step 2: Finding the right person.
 
This is a very important step indeed, finding the target for begging. Most people just hold tab, find the amount of money someone has, and then proceeds to ask for a donation, a BIG no-no. First, to check wealth, you must look into their shoes... Just kidding, that would be morally right, but come on, we are just in it for the money. We shall look at their heads, you might see one of the following:
Nothing: ✘
Cowboy Hat: ✓
Santa Hat:  ✓ $$$$$$ You'll be dancing in the rain with Big Boss, actually, Venom Snake years from now.

(Ocelot Meows)
 
Anyways, let us head onto the next part...
 
Part B: Being a Nuisance.
 
Step 1: Gather all the hobos you need to complete your goal of being annoying(and Having a blast). Try to convince anybody you can to join you, politely as in part A. Next, tell your army, group, or if your a loner, yourself, to make as many annoying trash looking places in the tunnels, sidewalk, or any place a hobo might put their stuff. Making it very annoying every time you walk into a tunnel or area away from spawn, cans and cardboard boxes are not entirely blocking the user from exiting the tunnel without jumping, make it accessible to all people, please don't prop-block. For example, the a tunnel that everybody walks out of spawn distance, put a can or a box in the corner where someone will try to turn a corner, making it very annoying, but accessible to exit the tunnel without jumping/crouching. Remember, just like RDMers, shoot everybody that walks by with a revolver, right in the head making a entire bad situation to get yourself into, being jailed then having to explain what happened in front of a staff member and a player you shot, making him never like you again, just kidding. Anyways, next step!
 
Step 2: Do something stupid for money, but nothing that will break the rules *wink* (I can't say it feels good to kill a comrade, even if it is for the GRU money.)
or
Play the guitar pretty good and get a piles of money and cheques down below your feet from the admins and staff alike. (optional) 

 
I hope you found this a little bit interesting, had some time to look at it, didn't mean to make it look like a shit post, it's not a shit post, It's an interesting coincidence.
- Revolver Ocelot
 (Revolver Ocelot)

You're not the boss are you? Ah, whatever, I didn't like him anyways. This is a guide to people that like to get raided a lot less, not to people who like to build big and powerful bases.
 
Part A: Picking your base.
 
Step 1: Have you ever stopped around, finding that every good place in the map is taken up by other people? Well, you're here anyways so let's continue. Me personally, Major Ocelot to you, prefers to base somewhere hidden, in a little crevice under a rock kind of person. You don't want an area which is too crowded or near spawn, making a easy target for a raid. You don't need all those fancy fading doors. In the suburbs is a good area, but the greatest area is behind buildings that aren't being used.
 
Step 2: Getting members for your small base is a big improvement if raiders find your base for some reason... Anyways, more firepower for a base without many visible defenses is what you should desire. Cannot get any members to join? If a slot is available for becoming a mob boss or leader of a group, it's always easier to convince your own men to join you, anybody you hate should join. But if you're partner smells of motorcycle gasoline, you shouldn't trust them.
 
Part B: Hiding your Big Boss DNA and 1 billion dollars.
 

 
Step 1: Don't put any visible barricades on the windows if there is any, to make it look like the house is not owned. Do not put fading doors, but you should be able to fit some furniture in your place. If your place is too small to fit any furniture, it must be very small, therefore most people won't even find it.
 
Step 2: Be weary of raiders, you should check on your base in at least an hour after you made or stocked it with your goodies. In the first step, I said make sure there is room for furniture, but why? Well because (this is optional) putting furniture behind your printers / Big Bosses' DNA can be effective if your raider goes full retard, no offense, (this is pretty offensive,) they might not notice the printers behind the book shelves or underneath the stove.
 
Ta-da! you created your hidden base, hopefully this works, but with a Markov at your side, you can kill any raider. Just kidding! That's more of a revolver technique...
 
This is a very short passage, but sometimes can be effective. (Not a shit post, it's not a shit post please don't call it a shit post, and You're Pretty Good.
 

 
- Revolver Ocelot
 (Revolver Ocelot)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The Colt Single Action Army... Six bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

I would like to recommend @Zaadlob bc he gave me +rep

Don't comment on old posts please.

Try droping all your money and shooting it

Tries to cheat at AOD timer