Grape

Thought I'd give people the bind I use for my laws/show how to make a convenient law bind for them, just replace the text in the bind to easily change them as you wish.
Essentially it uses aliases to run a command, then rebind that key to a different command, which then repeats until it cycles through completely.
To use it, I would advise pasting it into your autoexec.cfg file, as it means it won't vanish randomly like some Gmod binds does, and also means you can paste the entire thing instead of doing it line by line.
The autexec.cfg file is found in your gmod folder - for me this is located here (D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\GarrysMod\garrysmod\cfg)
https://gyazo.com/2e04342aea39352cc46149562a6c2425
 
It's fairly self explanatory, but I'll explain it briefly.
 
mayor 1 - resets the laws so you can start fresh
mayor 2 - adds the first law, outlawing all weapons, raiding tools, and mining tools - Nobody enforces the mining tools thing but it's funny
mayor 3 - fairly obvious, stops those pesky trespassers
mayor 4 - again, obvious, gets rid of hits and threats
mayor 5 - miscellaneous illegal behaviour, throwing things refers to bugbaits and snowballs
mayor 6 - stops people insulting you or not doing as you say
mayor 7 - outlaws gunshops, because... why not
mayor 8 - gets rid of the non default illegal entities (technically moonshine is always illegal, alcohol is a drug)
mayor 9 - stops those annoying situations where people say they have a licence to sell guns etc
mayor 10 - catchall thing that makes it look nicer than putting AOS -> KOS on every single line
mayor 11 - starts a lottery for 25000 (if you don't have the skill, change it to 5000 otherwise it won't work) - and then resets the loop back to mayor 1
 
to change the key to whatever you want, just replace KP_UPARROW with whatever key you want that is more convenient for you
 
To use:
if you haven't restarted your game since adding these to your autoexec.cfg file, go into console and type "exec autoexec" and then press enter.
Once you know these have been added, simply press numpad8 (or whatever key you change it to) 11 times, with at least 2 seconds between each press - less than this and you'll be rate limited and it won't apply the law, but will still move to the next alias, so you'll have to repeat the cycle.
 
Enjoy

Boney Changelog
09/04/2021
 
-Changed the colour to a more lighter red.

The lucky winner is the number 10 - @Berty!
Congratulations!
I will leave you a PM
Also a big thank you to all of you who have joined this giveaway! Stay tuned, I will host another giveaway at some point!

I've decided to give away 1 Marine Slot for the one Year anniversary of @Spoodermans Closed Shop. To enter the giveaway all you have to do is reply to this post. To make it as fair as I can you may only enter the Giveaway once, No Exceptions. The Giveaway ends in 3 Days. I will unvail the winner in CG Discord in unlimited voice channel at 7pm UK Time on Friday.
Marine is a CP Custom Job that Acts like the Swat Sniper and follows the same rules, meaning that you are not forced to AOS people anymore and can KOS people instead. It comes with a fair amount of weapons, 150 Armour and with all the Sweps. More about what is has is below. 
What Marine Has:
Weapons:
HK 416,Vector, SPAS 12, Double Barrel, AI AW50, Winchester 1897, Ithaca, Dlore, PKM , Matador.
SWEPS:
Climb SWEP, 150 Armour, Arrest/Unarrest Baton, Battering Ram, Stun-stick, Weapon Checker, Shield, Magic Sword, Medkit, Camo Swep, Disguise Kit, BHOP Swep.
Abilities:
Act as Civil Protection, Act as S.W.A.T Sniper, Ability to build on the street.

Selling
IG Name: Toxic Squirrel
Selling: Exile CJ
Price:
140/150M IGM - I pay fee        or         120M IGM and you pay fee

Other comments: Whoever purchases will also receive a free RPG.

great update!

Boner changelog
24/03/2021
-Replacing HL2 shotgun due to slot owners feedback to the Usas
-Replacing scoped taurus cause of how horrendious it is to Damascus sword
 
   
 And now. Boner is now known as Boney again.
Slightly upped the brightness of the colour but none the less boney is back sorta.
Active next restart

goodguy bigflip

Yesterday, after my usual stint of inactivity, I came back to Cloud Gaming DarkRP to check out any new things that may be floating about - I see the mining system has had a complete overhaul (which looks great may I add) but I also notice there are new craftable things, most notably, Mr Mining Pete. His absurd pricing compared to the others caught my eye and I knew at that moment I would return to CG to claim my beloved from those treacherous mines. I am making this guide as to inform any fellow miners who dare to embark on this quest with me, how much time it shall take to acquire this glorious beast of a man.
I have done some testing - I do have Level 10 mining and I mined as efficiently as I could (at this point there were only 3 miners including myself). I did 3 runs to time myself to get 100 bronze. I am calculating the time needed in terms of bronze due to it being the limiting factor of the ores, all the other ores have drop rates within proportion, as such once you reach 100,000 bronze as required you will have the required amount for the others aswell.
Each of the 3 runs took just under 10 minutes to mine the 100 bronze. To keep this as a conservative estimate I will call this 10 minutes to get 100 bronze. This will equate to 10,000 minutes of constantly efficient mining: This is just under a week (6.944 days).
Then, I acquired the mining skill to upgrade my rates of getting ores. As expected with the probability of double ores, this did cut my time by 1/3rd taking me 6.66mins to get the 100 bronze. Unfortunately, I did only test this one twice due to a pesky mutant but both times came out the same. This would then equate to 6666.66mins or 4.63 days of straight efficient mining.
I hope they inspire the strong to join me and discourage the weak from ever attempting this mammoth task.
Good luck soldiers - we will unlock the secrets of the elusive Mining Pete. Even if these numbers only prove how stupid I am.

Boner changelog
16/03/2021
Added weapon_shotgun (HL2 Shotgun)
 

Changes will apply next CJ Restart.
 

I know I have not been on the server for quite some time but I would like to recommend @bigflip. He is one of the most determined,hard working and efficient members  on this community, not only as a staff member but also as an ex-member of the QA team. He has been one of the best staff higher ups this server have  seen and he cleary deserves a shout out, keep up the good work!

Boner changelog
 
- Added Armour Charger
-Added Winchester 1897
-Removed Winchester 1887
-Removed M60
 
Changes will apply next CJ Restart.

Grim Reaper Changelog
09/03/2021
 
Job has been renamed to Boner.
 
 
Changes will apply next CJ Restart.

@Grape was the first person to help me out and is the one who made me stick around on cloud gaming and ever since then he's shown me how amazing it is to play here.
He is by far one of the most level headed, non biased and all round great people that plays on the server. I never see him express any sort of hatred towards anyone, he's always chill regardless of what the situation is or who he's dealing with. 
Deficiently one of the most genuine players to play CG that I've met so far. 

Hi everyone, I just thought I’d put this post here to speak about mental health and just to offer support to anyone who wants or needs it and just to hopefully make people think about what they say to everyone in this community a little more. 
 
If you’re reading this and feel alone or upset  about anything at all please don’t hesitate in messaging myself or @roast our door will always be open to everyone in this community and try to help with any issues you are having, if you don’t feel like you could speak to us then I recommend speaking to anyone you’re close to family members, friends, or the Samaritans/Childline you are not alone. I really would appreciate it if everyone could just think about what they say before they say something to someone else aswell, as we could never know what’s going on behind the scenes of someone’s life and this community could very well be an escape for a lot of people.

As always guys Godbless and stay safe ❤️