Cpt Price

Rebellion is now £10

Sale: My Exile slot is reduced from £40 to £30.
Message me on Steam or Forums if interested. 

Custom job updates done 06/10/2019

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@The Caretaker

Buying
IG Name: Toast/Toast No Sound
Buying: CJ Ownership (Pref Empty CJ)
Description: Looking to buy ownership of a preferably empty Custom Job.
Looking to pay: Can be negotitated.
Payment method(s): Paypal Only

Store updated!
Added "Ability to spawn armor charger" and "Ability to create bitcoins" to "Baldy" (Changes active next CJ restart) For slot owners, send me suggestions in a pm for the items you wish to be added!
 

Store updated!
Added Ithacam37 and Lockpick to "Chaos Insurgency" (Changes active next CJ restart) Added "Alyx" ownership to store More items to be added soon!

Yeah okay, he needs roast

He used the wrong one

The three default laws have to always remain because if you change them it will bug the laws for anyone who joins after you did this. People who join after will not be able to see the modified laws 1-3 and it will casue a lot of arguements and pointless sits.
The reason why I specified "AOS->KOS" is becasue you should always attempt to arrest, unless your life is being endangered.
It is ideal to get all laws to only take up one line, so your laws do not fall off the board.
Just copy and paste, line by line, to get compact and refined laws which break no server rules.
/addlaw Open carry of Weapons or Raiding tools is AOS->KOS
(This law covers all things from Shields to RPGs) /addlaw Trespassing is AOS->KOS
(Fairly straight foreward) /addlaw Death threats are AOS->KOS
(This makes things like Mugging and warns illegal) /addlaw Cloaking and Disguising is AOS->KOS
(Just a bit of fun really) /addlaw Selling and Buyingweapons without a license is AOS->KOS
(Just standard RP) /addlaw CP can check you for weapons as long as they have a valid RP reason.
(This is here to specify the words "Valid" and "RP") /addlaw Protesting against the CP is AOS->KOS
(Toll money is good, protesters are bad.) /addlaw Bypassing Checkpoints and Tolls is AOS->KOS
(Same as the above) /addlaw Please remind me to do lotteries.
(90% of CG players are gambling addicts and we all know this, this is useful becasue who doesn't like a lottery?) The man reason I made this is becasue the laws are usually complete bollocks.

Big up the Mod OD early this morning, Eskimo.
A lot of the time, when the server is quiet (early mornings etc), players seem to forget the rules. It's every man for themselves.
Eskimo stuck on duty, which meant that every report was dealt with, and there was much less rule-breaking in general.
Great work buddy, thanks for dedicating your time to the server, especially at such unsociable hours. 
❤️

we did it we did it we did it YAY!
 

im confused isnt swats role do rdm everyone in spawn and not get banned?

I'd say we all appreciate what you write, but do remember, you're not forum staff so you don't need to comment on absolutely everything, it could get you a warning point, etc.
 

Hi @roast I was recently gambling on YOUR server when IT crashed, I worked really HARD for that money and now its GONE, I also had another flip that had 100 million, refund that aswell. This is my only proof.

because your proof is shit, thats like claiming someone stole your cat, go to the police, and you show them this

and youre like wtf police why arent you arresting him

I do have proof but ok you don't accept it

Okay then nice service. Just donated and then i get this gg...
 

Store updated!
Minigun and hits are added to Angry Feminist.

excuse me good sir i am the ideal gmod roleplayer i never rdm thanks

reported for bumping thread

this guide has been made loads of times
 
its just a copy of whats already there 

Its so true tho i dont blame you for being that guy.
Recommend him for refusing to go OD. not this, this is rubbish 

SickSter has been really active and has helped me quite a bit during the 7 days I've actually been on, He's very nice and calm and knows what to do, and he does a lot of things very quickly e.g: respond to reports quickly. In conclusion He is a very nice and cool person and he does his job very well