Revolver Ocelot

Hello everyone!
This guide will teach you how to make an RPG proof base.

This guide is based on repeated careful testing of RPGs on all props and using human test subjects (thank you @Jacob Rothschild @Matt_The_HELLRIDER ϟØ® @Flip) and special thanks to @Oops for his pizza delivery while testing!

In order to have an RPG proof base
Choosing an RPG-Proof prop  Those are props tested and shown as RPG proof:



 
Make sure no gaps in between RPG proof props, it has to be basically sealed shut with props "air tight" 
 
Create a curve at the entrance so RPG doesn't hit deeper inside the base:
 
That's it for now! Any other tips I can find I'll be adding!
 

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Hello Everyone!
So.. basically a few days ago I dupped something on adv dupe 2. I tried opening it and adv dupe 2 got stuck on opening, then whenever i tried opening other crap it said "Opening Already", now I tried many ways to fix it and whenever i log on, I try loading a dupe and it gets stuck again, It works perfectly in Single Player but not on the server.. IDK if maybe u guys can reset my charachter? I WIll lose my money but It's no issue.
 
Thanks,
Wookie.

thnx for pointing out anyway 

@proxy was recently inducted to Community Manager on the 21st of May and he is doing a fantastic job, I can tell he will keep it up and perhaps become one of the best CM's we have ever had (like he was before). I can see big things coming in future and it will help not only the community but the staff team. Keep up the good work mate and you owe me a pint one day if that 'good' word I gave to @roast helped your chances becoming CM. You lucky Swedish Viking...

P.S, I rarely make one of these now, so this shows how good he is!

Hello everyone!
As the staff team are the interface of the community, their selection requires a lot of follow-up and monitoring, as they will represent the server in their actions and way of handling situations, along with this comes the role of the members of this community to recommend the best, and to help highlight staff with special work and effort!
I would like to recommend @Florian for his great job as an Admin+!
I won't forget my first encounter with florin on a day that I needed help of an admin to figure out some rules, and building problems, even though he could just tell me to read !motd, he helped me and I was amazed by the professional way I was treated by him, and by the friendly act toward someone who he didn’t knew, left a great impression back then!
And what I was able to realize from the day I met Florin, that he builds relationships with community members on the basis of friendship and mutual respect, and for me those are amazing traits a person would have.
His way he treats everyone is really satisfying!  And came to know him as a truly valuable asset to CG staff team. He is honest, dependable, and hard-working, along with that, he is a guy who is always ready for a laugh, and always manages to foster positive discussions and bring the best out of other community members.
Without a doubt, I know that he will be able to help this server a lot better in the future, and helping this community to grow much bigger!
Best wishes,
Holm

This is Major Ocelot reporting in, this is a guide if you are bad at begging, annoying, or building as a homeless person. (Not a shit post)
 
Part A: Begging
 
Step 1: Being convincing.
The thing most people lack in, having the devil's silver tongue... People run around screaming they want money over, and over, and over again and again never stopping, hoping that someone RDMs- I got a little off track, let us continue. Using less words, for example not begging over and over again, helps you be more convincing when begging for money. If they won't give you money, they won't give you money, that's the bottom line. When dealing with being convincing, you use more exquisite and gentle words, "not giv me mune."  More like, "Sir, would you kindly donate some money to the unfulfilled?"  Finally, you need to be calm and satisfied with any answer they give you, especially the hot tempered ones that have More than 1 million dollars.
 
Step 2: Finding the right person.
 
This is a very important step indeed, finding the target for begging. Most people just hold tab, find the amount of money someone has, and then proceeds to ask for a donation, a BIG no-no. First, to check wealth, you must look into their shoes... Just kidding, that would be morally right, but come on, we are just in it for the money. We shall look at their heads, you might see one of the following:
Nothing: ✘
Cowboy Hat: ✓
Santa Hat:  ✓ $$$$$$ You'll be dancing in the rain with Big Boss, actually, Venom Snake years from now.

(Ocelot Meows)
 
Anyways, let us head onto the next part...
 
Part B: Being a Nuisance.
 
Step 1: Gather all the hobos you need to complete your goal of being annoying(and Having a blast). Try to convince anybody you can to join you, politely as in part A. Next, tell your army, group, or if your a loner, yourself, to make as many annoying trash looking places in the tunnels, sidewalk, or any place a hobo might put their stuff. Making it very annoying every time you walk into a tunnel or area away from spawn, cans and cardboard boxes are not entirely blocking the user from exiting the tunnel without jumping, make it accessible to all people, please don't prop-block. For example, the a tunnel that everybody walks out of spawn distance, put a can or a box in the corner where someone will try to turn a corner, making it very annoying, but accessible to exit the tunnel without jumping/crouching. Remember, just like RDMers, shoot everybody that walks by with a revolver, right in the head making a entire bad situation to get yourself into, being jailed then having to explain what happened in front of a staff member and a player you shot, making him never like you again, just kidding. Anyways, next step!
 
Step 2: Do something stupid for money, but nothing that will break the rules *wink* (I can't say it feels good to kill a comrade, even if it is for the GRU money.)
or
Play the guitar pretty good and get a piles of money and cheques down below your feet from the admins and staff alike. (optional) 

 
I hope you found this a little bit interesting, had some time to look at it, didn't mean to make it look like a shit post, it's not a shit post, It's an interesting coincidence.
- Revolver Ocelot
 (Revolver Ocelot)

So let's start off by explaining how to actually start this jackpot. You either want to win the most, or make more profit.
 
Step 1: Determine the strategy you want to go for.
There's many strategies I see people do, some luck based like going in last, going in first, but the one that works the most is teaming. A team of 3 - 4 people is hard to manage, but when the jackpot is at its most busiest state, it's very  smart to have large groups. But if you want the most profit, but also gain more than usual, team up with one person.
 
Step 2: How it works for the strategies.
Strategy 1: No team mates. It's the best type of playing when it comes to profit, but in terms of winning... 30/100 chance, and if other people are teaming, you're screwed. Sometimes you win money, but you most of the time lose more then you gain. You can do whatever you like, just don't put too much money, I like to have a limit of money I can spend on jackpot.
 
Strategy 2: One team mate. It's my personal favorite, especially in a dead  jackpot. First, you team up with somebody you trust, you or your team member first put 300k, and advert the amount in the jackpot. Don't do it twice every 20 seconds, at least once every minute. Some people are aroused at this and come in. At the last minute, your partner shall bet the last 300k when it comes to 70% or past that point. Hopefully, you will win more then you did when you bet alone. Or for a faster jackpot, you can both bet 300k each, making it even more of a draw to go in the jackpot. Don't you just love when there's only 4% left in jackpot?
 
Strategy 3: 2 - 4 more team mates. This strategy is only used in mass jackpot rolls. The jackpot money is flowing in seconds. You and your team just join the jackpot while everybody else does. You give your team a very small amount on top of the refund. You could also team up with one person, but making less of a chance to win.
 
Step 3: ?
 
Step 4: Profit.
 
I don't guarantee this will work all the time, considering this is all randomized. But you will see a difference if you haven't tried this method. Hope you found this decent to your liking. This is very short, but can be useful.
 
(P.S don't give too much out for refunds ;).)
 

 
- Revolver Ocelot
 (Revolver Ocelot)

Firstly, this is my first guide so it's not going to be the best.
Secondly, This guide is only here to put all the money making methods together, there are other guides that go into the depths of each method that will be talked about in this guide and I will link them down below.
A basic guide to making money:
First method: Printers 
Printers are the most straight forward way of making money, You spawn and printer and every minute it drops money. To spawn go into your F4 Menu > Entities  > Select the printer you want to spawn. As a new player, you will have access to 3 printers: Normal | Advanced | Professional. Most jobs are allowed to spawn printers but make sure you check the rules before spawning one if you are unsure
Here is a link to @aza10119 guide to printers, It goes into depth and tells you how much money you make per hour, It's a really good guide and I highly recommend you check it out if you want to learn more about the topic! 
Aza10119 Printer Guide
 
Second Method: Cooking Meth
This Method requires you to become a specific job, The "Meth Cook" As this job you have the access to new entities in your F4 Menu, These are what you are going to use to cook the meth. Cooking meth may seem daunting a first but it's pretty basic once you do it a couple of times it also gives a lot of money! (Meth cooks can also spawn printers and have them making money at the same time you are cooking meth)
How to cook meth: 
Firstly: You are going to need a basic base set up, this is because cooking meth is illegal and you can't exactly do it in the public eye, It's also to stop greedy raiders from taking all your meth. Just search "Basic dark RP base build" on youtube to see how to set up your first base.
Secondly: Actually making the meth. Here is a youtube video on how to make meth: Meth Video. The reason I gave a youtube video is cause personally, I find it easier to learn from videos and being shown what to do rather than it being explained, But If you want me to give a guide myself then just let me know  
Third: When you cook your meth it will pop out of the pot once you click on the pot when it says the meth is ready. This will stay on you even if you die, you then go sell the meth to the druggie. Here is a guide to map callouts on the server Avionix's Map callouts guide . As you can see the druggie's location is circled on the map as 6.
Some tips for making meth: 
Building a base near the druggie is helpful because when you sell him your meth it will make you wanted and the Police/Swat can arrest you if they see you.
Also @xX_AgentDZ_XxHas an amazing guide that gives you all the keybinds for each meth entity, Here is the guide: Key Bind Guide
Basic info on Meth: Money: For selling 1 Meth crystal you will be paid $36,000 | Meth takes 7.5 Minutes too cook
Third Method: Moonshine Brewing
For this Method, you will have to become the "Moonshine Brewer" Job in F4 Jobs menu.
Making moonshine is pretty straight forward, All you do Spawn The Brewery and them Drop the 2 other Moonshine ingredients into it.
Moonshine Takes 3 minutes to brew and instantly gives you $6000 When done. 
Moonshine Brewers can also have printers while brewing moonshine.
Fourth Method: Mining 
To mine you have first goto the mine, this is in the area circled and marked as "2" on the map, also known as residentials on the map. If you still cant find it just ask another player on the street, I'm sure they would be glad to help 
When you find the mine, you will see there is a NPC standing beside it, you click on this NPC and buy your pickaxe from them, this is also where you will later sell your valuable resources you have collected from mining!
You can use an autoclicker for mining but YOU CAN NOT BE AFK WHEN DOING SO. If you are caught AFK at the mine you will be punished, you can't just turn on your autoclicker and then leave your PC, you need to be at your PC if you are using autoclikcer to mine. I mine a lot when the server is a low pop, and I can tell you ADMINS/MODS REGULARYL CHECK THE MINE FOR PEOPLE AFK.
Here is a link to @i30delta mining guide! It's well made and very easy to understand  i30delta Mining Guide
This is a link to the AutoClicker I use: AutoClicker. With the way mining works on cloud you have to click, then give time to find the resource. You can't just spam click basically, So if you do decide to use an autoclicker make sure you set the "Click Interval" Too 2.5 seconds, this gives enough time for a gem to be found.
Thank you for reading my guide
CloudGaming is the best DarkRP community I have been a part of and I hope you enjoy your time on the server! 
Like I said this is just a basic guide, there are many more ways of making money on the server, these are just the methods you can "grind" 
I want to thank all the other users for making their guides that I have linked above, make sure you give them some support for the helpful guides they have created!  regul
 

This guy has been on duty all the time and is always the first to answer my reports. I never have any trouble with him and he is altogether a great guy. I hope he gets admin soon to further his skills. Good job chef
 

I've noticed Mumba is OD often, & also overall good at his job as an admin. He's doing really well. Thanks for moderating the server & keeping it clean. <3

This is a short guide I know, but it's worth it.
1.) First copy this line of text and paste in in a .txt document:
(Don't copy here)
cl_threaded_bone_setup 1
cl_threaded_client_leaf_system 1
r_threaded_client_shadow_manager 1
r_threaded_particles 1
r_threaded_renderables 1
r_queued_ropes 1
studio_queue_mode 1
gmod_mcore_test 1
// mat_queue_mode 2                // Dies
(Don't copy here)
 
2.) Then name that .txt: boost_on
 
3.) Then find the garrysmod directory, then place it in: GarrysMod/garrysmod/cfg
 
3.) You're done! All you have to do when you are in Garry's Mod type:
 
exec boost_on.cfg
 
or
 
Paste the code into the autoexec.cfg file in the GarrysMod/garrysmod/cfg (This is so you don't have to punch in the code everytime you start Garry's Mod.)
 
And watch as your FPS increases! (most of the time.) 
 
*Forgets to add what it actually does.*
What it does:
This basically increases the amount of cores the game runs on, like roast said (thank you for putting the answer down in the comments and reminding me.) The game default runs on one core, but with using this, it runs on multiple. Me personally I have had no problems at all using this method, but everybody is different. And it's not fully compatible and will most likely never be. So I advise you only to use this at your own hand.

Dandy is a very good moderator and I love him. He's a good boy who doesnt smoke xd

Agree - He is always stoned and likes to message me with some, uh, not normal stuff while he is stoned.

@Dandy so far is an excellent and funny mod/player. He's as well active most of the time, and I personally enjoy whenever he's online and I liked his cool and chill personality. Hopefully you understand why I say this.
 
<3 Dandy
 
- Revolver Ocelot
 (Revolver Ocelot)

@Dandy so far is an excellent and funny mod/player. He's as well active most of the time, and I personally enjoy whenever he's online and I liked his cool and chill personality. Hopefully you understand why I say this.
 
<3 Dandy
 
- Revolver Ocelot
 (Revolver Ocelot)

@Dandy so far is an excellent and funny mod/player. He's as well active most of the time, and I personally enjoy whenever he's online and I liked his cool and chill personality. Hopefully you understand why I say this.
 
<3 Dandy
 
- Revolver Ocelot
 (Revolver Ocelot)

I'm sorry to hear that ;(. If you fixed the issue, that's pretty good, but if the issue is still persisting and you want to get rid of this:
 
Fixing Method 1 (Manual): Don't type in exec boost_on when launching Garry's Mod
 
Fixing Method 2 (Automatic): In autoexec.cfg in the GarrysMod/garrysmod/cfg, delete everything in the text document pertaining this:
 
cl_threaded_bone_setup 1
cl_threaded_client_leaf_system 1
r_threaded_client_shadow_manager 1
r_threaded_particles 1
r_threaded_renderables 1
r_queued_ropes 1
studio_queue_mode 1
gmod_mcore_test 1
// mat_queue_mode 2                // Dies
 
(If this is all that's in autoexec.cfg, just delete everything in autoexec, obviously .)

Never*

This could break things in game and crash your game. Garry's Mod is a single core game and doing this will make it run on more cores which it does not fully support (yet).

This is a short guide I know, but it's worth it.
1.) First copy this line of text and paste in in a .txt document:
(Don't copy here)
cl_threaded_bone_setup 1
cl_threaded_client_leaf_system 1
r_threaded_client_shadow_manager 1
r_threaded_particles 1
r_threaded_renderables 1
r_queued_ropes 1
studio_queue_mode 1
gmod_mcore_test 1
// mat_queue_mode 2                // Dies
(Don't copy here)
 
2.) Then name that .txt: boost_on
 
3.) Then find the garrysmod directory, then place it in: GarrysMod/garrysmod/cfg
 
3.) You're done! All you have to do when you are in Garry's Mod type:
 
exec boost_on.cfg
 
or
 
Paste the code into the autoexec.cfg file in the GarrysMod/garrysmod/cfg (This is so you don't have to punch in the code everytime you start Garry's Mod.)
 
And watch as your FPS increases! (most of the time.) 
 
*Forgets to add what it actually does.*
What it does:
This basically increases the amount of cores the game runs on, like roast said (thank you for putting the answer down in the comments and reminding me.) The game default runs on one core, but with using this, it runs on multiple. Me personally I have had no problems at all using this method, but everybody is different. And it's not fully compatible and will most likely never be. So I advise you only to use this at your own hand.

This is a short guide I know, but it's worth it.
1.) First copy this line of text and paste in in a .txt document:
(Don't copy here)
cl_threaded_bone_setup 1
cl_threaded_client_leaf_system 1
r_threaded_client_shadow_manager 1
r_threaded_particles 1
r_threaded_renderables 1
r_queued_ropes 1
studio_queue_mode 1
gmod_mcore_test 1
// mat_queue_mode 2                // Dies
(Don't copy here)
 
2.) Then name that .txt: boost_on
 
3.) Then find the garrysmod directory, then place it in: GarrysMod/garrysmod/cfg
 
3.) You're done! All you have to do when you are in Garry's Mod type:
 
exec boost_on.cfg
 
or
 
Paste the code into the autoexec.cfg file in the GarrysMod/garrysmod/cfg (This is so you don't have to punch in the code everytime you start Garry's Mod.)
 
And watch as your FPS increases! (most of the time.) 
 
*Forgets to add what it actually does.*
What it does:
This basically increases the amount of cores the game runs on, like roast said (thank you for putting the answer down in the comments and reminding me.) The game default runs on one core, but with using this, it runs on multiple. Me personally I have had no problems at all using this method, but everybody is different. And it's not fully compatible and will most likely never be. So I advise you only to use this at your own hand.

This is a short guide I know, but it's worth it.
1.) First copy this line of text and paste in in a .txt document:
(Don't copy here)
cl_threaded_bone_setup 1
cl_threaded_client_leaf_system 1
r_threaded_client_shadow_manager 1
r_threaded_particles 1
r_threaded_renderables 1
r_queued_ropes 1
studio_queue_mode 1
gmod_mcore_test 1
// mat_queue_mode 2                // Dies
(Don't copy here)
 
2.) Then name that .txt: boost_on
 
3.) Then find the garrysmod directory, then place it in: GarrysMod/garrysmod/cfg
 
3.) You're done! All you have to do when you are in Garry's Mod type:
 
exec boost_on.cfg
 
or
 
Paste the code into the autoexec.cfg file in the GarrysMod/garrysmod/cfg (This is so you don't have to punch in the code everytime you start Garry's Mod.)
 
And watch as your FPS increases! (most of the time.) 
 
*Forgets to add what it actually does.*
What it does:
This basically increases the amount of cores the game runs on, like roast said (thank you for putting the answer down in the comments and reminding me.) The game default runs on one core, but with using this, it runs on multiple. Me personally I have had no problems at all using this method, but everybody is different. And it's not fully compatible and will most likely never be. So I advise you only to use this at your own hand.

thanks for the fucking spoiler

I would like to recommend these players:
@Turtle 
@WarMachine 
@Lightnin
@NightBlade
@Bodman
They all have been hard working, nice players and amazing staff and active xD
Great Work