Guy Incognito

Outrageous!

Update to store:
Added dancer custom 
Thanks to @Bonk for template 
Added chief inspector

Store updated:
- Added Boney for sale
- Changed how the whole Store looks

Chief Inspector Owner: @roast
Description:
Combine soldier hl2 player model
Acts as Civil Protection and is the highest ranked CP of all Swat jobs 
Weapons:
Magic Sword, Ithacam37, G36, AWP
SWEPS:
175 Armour, Active Camouflage, Climb SWEP, Bhop Swep, Police Shield, a Disguise kit, Stunstick, Arrest/unarrest baton, Weapon checker, Battering ram
Abilities:
Follows the same rules as Swat Leader 
Contact me sw4ner#8220

i recommend you buy this guys cjs so he can stop being such a poor greek gypsy 

stop haha reacting and buy my shit 

buy my gman 25 pounds inc fee  i need protein 

the title explains it, a lot of people can tell you I use to go around as fat man joe all the time but now i can't, along with that all my guns are gone

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give dumb reactions pls
 

Didn't know I had 2 stores

Sold

Whilst it can be annoying i don't think it should be a valid law as you could then just warrant a base for someone micspamming inside which would be a pretty dumb reason verses the RP reasons of weed, wanted inside etc. It would also just be weird as you already have to have a sign to make your micspamming valid with the rules of the server. If it to be made illegal then specifying it to be "ear rape" sort of music as the reason would make sense as a "Noise complaint" from a person to give it a better RP reason.

Server rules have nothing to do with laws. Money making entities can be illegal even though they're allowed, same with guns, mugging people, etc, etc.

that one amongus guy?

SOLD GMAN TO @MacHams

UPDATE
UPDATED PRICES!!!!
CHAOS NOW £35 
CHIEF INSPECTOR NOW £15
BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW
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More Custom Jobs will be Sold Later  

Congratulations to @Kaede❄ for Winning the Marine Slot.
Thank you for everyone who showed interest in the giveaway.
I would also like to apologize for the Mistake on the first spin as I had forgotten a few names on the wheel so I had to respin to make it fair.
@james. 

Added S&W Model 500 and Model 627 to V

I've decided to give away 1 Marine Slot for the one Year anniversary of @Spoodermans Closed Shop. To enter the giveaway all you have to do is reply to this post. To make it as fair as I can you may only enter the Giveaway once, No Exceptions. The Giveaway ends in 3 Days. I will unvail the winner in CG Discord in unlimited voice channel at 7pm UK Time on Friday.
Marine is a CP Custom Job that Acts like the Swat Sniper and follows the same rules, meaning that you are not forced to AOS people anymore and can KOS people instead. It comes with a fair amount of weapons, 150 Armour and with all the Sweps. More about what is has is below. 
What Marine Has:
Weapons:
HK 416,Vector, SPAS 12, Double Barrel, AI AW50, Winchester 1897, Ithaca, Dlore, PKM , Matador.
SWEPS:
Climb SWEP, 150 Armour, Arrest/Unarrest Baton, Battering Ram, Stun-stick, Weapon Checker, Shield, Magic Sword, Medkit, Camo Swep, Disguise Kit, BHOP Swep.
Abilities:
Act as Civil Protection, Act as S.W.A.T Sniper, Ability to build on the street.

Updated Listings 
Changed "Crusader" to "Prostitute"
Changed the model from "Eli" to "Chell"
Changed the colour to some pinkish colour, different to boner or whatever it's called now lol
waiting for cj restart 

nig gang

Hello!
Today I have decided to make a video and this list about 8 things that you didn't know on CG (ik some of you might know them but idc!!!!)  
1. Thing: Terminal camera can be destroyed, it's not noclided and it has around 100hp - 10 fist hits. I was testing my base if it's RPG proof, and because there was nobody who could help me, I have tested it with different way! If you put a camera, and shot RPG in your base, and then fist the camera (regularly it would need 10hits to break, but if base is not RPG proof, RPG hits it, and it takes less hits to break it!) It also might work with printers, as they have HP bar.
2. Thing: Camera in tool gun cannot be destroyed, it's noclided, it blocks bullets and can be taken by fisting it (if it's not frozen). If you ask me, camera in q menu is better then terminal camera, it is true only you can see what camera sees, but it cannot be destroyed! If you don't freeze it (right click) it can be punched and it will fall down, but if you freeze it, it cannot be taken down!
3. Thing: Crossbow's ammo can bounce off the wall and it can damage people! This is quite usefull stuff, as if someone is basing in redhouse near shitville, and they have these little ramp stuff when you jump out of window, you can use crossbow and hit a person before they even peek! Ofcourse there is a way to deny this, easily put a prop on the top of the ceiling and it will stop the ammo to hurt you!
4. Thing: Snowballs can move printers (bugbaits can kinda too). So, if you throw a snowball at printer (aim a little bit higher) it will push the printer, not a lot, but it will push it. It is a perfect way to troll your bodies when you are basing!
5. Thing: You can clear your decals (ammo shots, blood....). If you type in console r_cleardecals it will clear EVERYTHING on the map (blood, shots....), it might prevent some lag for you and it is gonna be prettier! Ofcourse you can bind it by doing: bind (key) "r_cleardecals" in console (more info in video on 2:39).
6. Thing: You can see if someone is camoing/dead/in sit area by doing this: /pm (person's name/steamID) and if it says "nobody can hear you" above it, then he is camoing.... Ofcourse it's not gonna work if person is off, and it's not gonna work with !pm  
7. Thing: You can mute someone in-game via tab menu. If you press tab and you will on the right side, there are some little icons, if you press them, you can mute ANYONE in game, only mic muting. For example: if some hobo is micspamming and it's annoying to you, you can just mute him!
8. Thing: You can wolk slowly. If I am not wrong, it automaticly sets this feature on "alt" key, but it might not do it, so if you wanna check it go to settings, keyboard and scroll down untill you find "walk", then press on it, and "edit key" and choose whatever key you want!
 
If you are too lazy to read all of this above, there is ofcourse a video! (it might be a little bit laggy idk why tho) 
I might make part 2! Hope you guys like all of this and bye!

Boner changelog
24/03/2021
-Replacing HL2 shotgun due to slot owners feedback to the Usas
-Replacing scoped taurus cause of how horrendious it is to Damascus sword
 
   
 And now. Boner is now known as Boney again.
Slightly upped the brightness of the colour but none the less boney is back sorta.
Active next restart

Updated Listings
updated my store 
crusader update soon
nig gang 

Selling
IG Name: Roby
Selling: Chaos & Soldier
Chaos - Official Store Page Below
Price - 25 pounds, you pay fee
Soldier - Owners: @Sprickles @hnood190
Playermodel:

Description:
dod_american playermodel
You may base and raid with anyone.
Fat Forehead  and Guns 4 LIFE

Weapons:
Shadow Daggers  - Vikhr - FG42 - AK-74 - Barret M82 - Ares Shrike - Double Barrel Shotgun - Ithaca M37 - PKM - Mossberg - M14 - Winchester 1897 - Matador - IED Detonator
Sweps:
Unarrest baton - Police Shield - Magic Sword - Climb SWEP - Bhop SWEP - Camo SWEP - Disguise Kit - Medic Kit - Hack Phone - Hammer - Pro Lockpick - Keypad Cracker
Features:
100 Armor - Raid PD - Raid Bank - Build on the streets - Mug People - Kidnap People - Grow Weed - Brew Moonshine - DJ Equipment - Take Hits - £150 Salary

Price: 25 pounds, you pay fee.
Payment method(s): PayPal
Other comments: You can contact me on discord Asap#3509