Avionix

YO THIS JOB IS KINDA EPIC AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL, I WOULD PURCHASE THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!! PLEASE BUY EXILE TO SAVE MY FAMILY HE'S KEEPING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE IN THE BASEMENT AND WILL ONLY LET THEM GO IF I WRITE AN ENDORSEMENT FOR EXILE CUSTOM JOB I MEAN WAIT NO I DIDN'T TELL THEM ESKIMO PLEASE NO PUT THE ICE PICK DOWN YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS THE POLICE WILL TAKE YOU IN PEACEFULLY ESKIMO PLEASE NO DON'T

YO THIS JOB IS KINDA EPIC AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL, I WOULD PURCHASE THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!! PLEASE BUY EXILE TO SAVE MY FAMILY HE'S KEEPING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE IN THE BASEMENT AND WILL ONLY LET THEM GO IF I WRITE AN ENDORSEMENT FOR EXILE CUSTOM JOB I MEAN WAIT NO I DIDN'T TELL THEM ESKIMO PLEASE NO PUT THE ICE PICK DOWN YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS THE POLICE WILL TAKE YOU IN PEACEFULLY ESKIMO PLEASE NO DON'T

YO THIS JOB IS KINDA EPIC AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL, I WOULD PURCHASE THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!! PLEASE BUY EXILE TO SAVE MY FAMILY HE'S KEEPING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE IN THE BASEMENT AND WILL ONLY LET THEM GO IF I WRITE AN ENDORSEMENT FOR EXILE CUSTOM JOB I MEAN WAIT NO I DIDN'T TELL THEM ESKIMO PLEASE NO PUT THE ICE PICK DOWN YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS THE POLICE WILL TAKE YOU IN PEACEFULLY ESKIMO PLEASE NO DON'T

YO THIS JOB IS KINDA EPIC AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL AND EPIC AND AWESOME AND COOL, I WOULD PURCHASE THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!! PLEASE BUY EXILE TO SAVE MY FAMILY HE'S KEEPING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE IN THE BASEMENT AND WILL ONLY LET THEM GO IF I WRITE AN ENDORSEMENT FOR EXILE CUSTOM JOB I MEAN WAIT NO I DIDN'T TELL THEM ESKIMO PLEASE NO PUT THE ICE PICK DOWN YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS THE POLICE WILL TAKE YOU IN PEACEFULLY ESKIMO PLEASE NO DON'T

Thought I'd give people the bind I use for my laws/show how to make a convenient law bind for them, just replace the text in the bind to easily change them as you wish.
Essentially it uses aliases to run a command, then rebind that key to a different command, which then repeats until it cycles through completely.
To use it, I would advise pasting it into your autoexec.cfg file, as it means it won't vanish randomly like some Gmod binds does, and also means you can paste the entire thing instead of doing it line by line.
The autexec.cfg file is found in your gmod folder - for me this is located here (D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\GarrysMod\garrysmod\cfg)
https://gyazo.com/2e04342aea39352cc46149562a6c2425
 
It's fairly self explanatory, but I'll explain it briefly.
 
mayor 1 - resets the laws so you can start fresh
mayor 2 - adds the first law, outlawing all weapons, raiding tools, and mining tools - Nobody enforces the mining tools thing but it's funny
mayor 3 - fairly obvious, stops those pesky trespassers
mayor 4 - again, obvious, gets rid of hits and threats
mayor 5 - miscellaneous illegal behaviour, throwing things refers to bugbaits and snowballs
mayor 6 - stops people insulting you or not doing as you say
mayor 7 - outlaws gunshops, because... why not
mayor 8 - gets rid of the non default illegal entities (technically moonshine is always illegal, alcohol is a drug)
mayor 9 - stops those annoying situations where people say they have a licence to sell guns etc
mayor 10 - catchall thing that makes it look nicer than putting AOS -> KOS on every single line
mayor 11 - starts a lottery for 25000 (if you don't have the skill, change it to 5000 otherwise it won't work) - and then resets the loop back to mayor 1
 
to change the key to whatever you want, just replace KP_UPARROW with whatever key you want that is more convenient for you
 
To use:
if you haven't restarted your game since adding these to your autoexec.cfg file, go into console and type "exec autoexec" and then press enter.
Once you know these have been added, simply press numpad8 (or whatever key you change it to) 11 times, with at least 2 seconds between each press - less than this and you'll be rate limited and it won't apply the law, but will still move to the next alias, so you'll have to repeat the cycle.
 
Enjoy

Thought I'd give people the bind I use for my laws/show how to make a convenient law bind for them, just replace the text in the bind to easily change them as you wish.
Essentially it uses aliases to run a command, then rebind that key to a different command, which then repeats until it cycles through completely.
To use it, I would advise pasting it into your autoexec.cfg file, as it means it won't vanish randomly like some Gmod binds does, and also means you can paste the entire thing instead of doing it line by line.
The autexec.cfg file is found in your gmod folder - for me this is located here (D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\GarrysMod\garrysmod\cfg)
https://gyazo.com/2e04342aea39352cc46149562a6c2425
 
It's fairly self explanatory, but I'll explain it briefly.
 
mayor 1 - resets the laws so you can start fresh
mayor 2 - adds the first law, outlawing all weapons, raiding tools, and mining tools - Nobody enforces the mining tools thing but it's funny
mayor 3 - fairly obvious, stops those pesky trespassers
mayor 4 - again, obvious, gets rid of hits and threats
mayor 5 - miscellaneous illegal behaviour, throwing things refers to bugbaits and snowballs
mayor 6 - stops people insulting you or not doing as you say
mayor 7 - outlaws gunshops, because... why not
mayor 8 - gets rid of the non default illegal entities (technically moonshine is always illegal, alcohol is a drug)
mayor 9 - stops those annoying situations where people say they have a licence to sell guns etc
mayor 10 - catchall thing that makes it look nicer than putting AOS -> KOS on every single line
mayor 11 - starts a lottery for 25000 (if you don't have the skill, change it to 5000 otherwise it won't work) - and then resets the loop back to mayor 1
 
to change the key to whatever you want, just replace KP_UPARROW with whatever key you want that is more convenient for you
 
To use:
if you haven't restarted your game since adding these to your autoexec.cfg file, go into console and type "exec autoexec" and then press enter.
Once you know these have been added, simply press numpad8 (or whatever key you change it to) 11 times, with at least 2 seconds between each press - less than this and you'll be rate limited and it won't apply the law, but will still move to the next alias, so you'll have to repeat the cycle.
 
Enjoy

Thought I'd give people the bind I use for my laws/show how to make a convenient law bind for them, just replace the text in the bind to easily change them as you wish.
Essentially it uses aliases to run a command, then rebind that key to a different command, which then repeats until it cycles through completely.
To use it, I would advise pasting it into your autoexec.cfg file, as it means it won't vanish randomly like some Gmod binds does, and also means you can paste the entire thing instead of doing it line by line.
The autexec.cfg file is found in your gmod folder - for me this is located here (D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\GarrysMod\garrysmod\cfg)
https://gyazo.com/2e04342aea39352cc46149562a6c2425
 
It's fairly self explanatory, but I'll explain it briefly.
 
mayor 1 - resets the laws so you can start fresh
mayor 2 - adds the first law, outlawing all weapons, raiding tools, and mining tools - Nobody enforces the mining tools thing but it's funny
mayor 3 - fairly obvious, stops those pesky trespassers
mayor 4 - again, obvious, gets rid of hits and threats
mayor 5 - miscellaneous illegal behaviour, throwing things refers to bugbaits and snowballs
mayor 6 - stops people insulting you or not doing as you say
mayor 7 - outlaws gunshops, because... why not
mayor 8 - gets rid of the non default illegal entities (technically moonshine is always illegal, alcohol is a drug)
mayor 9 - stops those annoying situations where people say they have a licence to sell guns etc
mayor 10 - catchall thing that makes it look nicer than putting AOS -> KOS on every single line
mayor 11 - starts a lottery for 25000 (if you don't have the skill, change it to 5000 otherwise it won't work) - and then resets the loop back to mayor 1
 
to change the key to whatever you want, just replace KP_UPARROW with whatever key you want that is more convenient for you
 
To use:
if you haven't restarted your game since adding these to your autoexec.cfg file, go into console and type "exec autoexec" and then press enter.
Once you know these have been added, simply press numpad8 (or whatever key you change it to) 11 times, with at least 2 seconds between each press - less than this and you'll be rate limited and it won't apply the law, but will still move to the next alias, so you'll have to repeat the cycle.
 
Enjoy

Selling exile slot, boney slot, chief inspector slot
possibly a v slot if someone wants it 
no you can't have mad chef go away
 
I'm not adding a description fuck you I'm lazy
dm me at Avionix#6969 if you want to buy, offer me money
paypal only

I don't want your filthy IGM noseboy
 
 
 

Selling exile slot, boney slot, chief inspector slot
possibly a v slot if someone wants it 
no you can't have mad chef go away
 
I'm not adding a description fuck you I'm lazy
dm me at Avionix#6969 if you want to buy, offer me money
paypal only

I don't want your filthy IGM noseboy
 
 
 

£30 you pay fee

Selling exile slot, boney slot, chief inspector slot
possibly a v slot if someone wants it 
no you can't have mad chef go away
 
I'm not adding a description fuck you I'm lazy
dm me at Avionix#6969 if you want to buy, offer me money
paypal only

I don't want your filthy IGM noseboy
 
 
 

Selling exile slot, boney slot, chief inspector slot
possibly a v slot if someone wants it 
no you can't have mad chef go away
 
I'm not adding a description fuck you I'm lazy
dm me at Avionix#6969 if you want to buy, offer me money
paypal only

I don't want your filthy IGM noseboy
 
 
 

Selling exile slot, boney slot, chief inspector slot
possibly a v slot if someone wants it 
no you can't have mad chef go away
 
I'm not adding a description fuck you I'm lazy
dm me at Avionix#6969 if you want to buy, offer me money
paypal only

I don't want your filthy IGM noseboy
 
 
 

go back to buying titty models nerd

go back to buying titty models nerd

Selling exile slot, boney slot, chief inspector slot
possibly a v slot if someone wants it 
no you can't have mad chef go away
 
I'm not adding a description fuck you I'm lazy
dm me at Avionix#6969 if you want to buy, offer me money
paypal only

I don't want your filthy IGM noseboy
 
 
 

Thought I'd give people the bind I use for my laws/show how to make a convenient law bind for them, just replace the text in the bind to easily change them as you wish.
Essentially it uses aliases to run a command, then rebind that key to a different command, which then repeats until it cycles through completely.
To use it, I would advise pasting it into your autoexec.cfg file, as it means it won't vanish randomly like some Gmod binds does, and also means you can paste the entire thing instead of doing it line by line.
The autexec.cfg file is found in your gmod folder - for me this is located here (D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\GarrysMod\garrysmod\cfg)
https://gyazo.com/2e04342aea39352cc46149562a6c2425
 
It's fairly self explanatory, but I'll explain it briefly.
 
mayor 1 - resets the laws so you can start fresh
mayor 2 - adds the first law, outlawing all weapons, raiding tools, and mining tools - Nobody enforces the mining tools thing but it's funny
mayor 3 - fairly obvious, stops those pesky trespassers
mayor 4 - again, obvious, gets rid of hits and threats
mayor 5 - miscellaneous illegal behaviour, throwing things refers to bugbaits and snowballs
mayor 6 - stops people insulting you or not doing as you say
mayor 7 - outlaws gunshops, because... why not
mayor 8 - gets rid of the non default illegal entities (technically moonshine is always illegal, alcohol is a drug)
mayor 9 - stops those annoying situations where people say they have a licence to sell guns etc
mayor 10 - catchall thing that makes it look nicer than putting AOS -> KOS on every single line
mayor 11 - starts a lottery for 25000 (if you don't have the skill, change it to 5000 otherwise it won't work) - and then resets the loop back to mayor 1
 
to change the key to whatever you want, just replace KP_UPARROW with whatever key you want that is more convenient for you
 
To use:
if you haven't restarted your game since adding these to your autoexec.cfg file, go into console and type "exec autoexec" and then press enter.
Once you know these have been added, simply press numpad8 (or whatever key you change it to) 11 times, with at least 2 seconds between each press - less than this and you'll be rate limited and it won't apply the law, but will still move to the next alias, so you'll have to repeat the cycle.
 
Enjoy

Custom job updates complete 01/06/2021
suns out guns out (custom job guns)

Custom job updates complete 29/05/2021
no meme today
hope everyone is ok and enjoying that things are some what going back to normal!

Thought I'd give people the bind I use for my laws/show how to make a convenient law bind for them, just replace the text in the bind to easily change them as you wish.
Essentially it uses aliases to run a command, then rebind that key to a different command, which then repeats until it cycles through completely.
To use it, I would advise pasting it into your autoexec.cfg file, as it means it won't vanish randomly like some Gmod binds does, and also means you can paste the entire thing instead of doing it line by line.
The autexec.cfg file is found in your gmod folder - for me this is located here (D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\GarrysMod\garrysmod\cfg)
https://gyazo.com/2e04342aea39352cc46149562a6c2425
 
It's fairly self explanatory, but I'll explain it briefly.
 
mayor 1 - resets the laws so you can start fresh
mayor 2 - adds the first law, outlawing all weapons, raiding tools, and mining tools - Nobody enforces the mining tools thing but it's funny
mayor 3 - fairly obvious, stops those pesky trespassers
mayor 4 - again, obvious, gets rid of hits and threats
mayor 5 - miscellaneous illegal behaviour, throwing things refers to bugbaits and snowballs
mayor 6 - stops people insulting you or not doing as you say
mayor 7 - outlaws gunshops, because... why not
mayor 8 - gets rid of the non default illegal entities (technically moonshine is always illegal, alcohol is a drug)
mayor 9 - stops those annoying situations where people say they have a licence to sell guns etc
mayor 10 - catchall thing that makes it look nicer than putting AOS -> KOS on every single line
mayor 11 - starts a lottery for 25000 (if you don't have the skill, change it to 5000 otherwise it won't work) - and then resets the loop back to mayor 1
 
to change the key to whatever you want, just replace KP_UPARROW with whatever key you want that is more convenient for you
 
To use:
if you haven't restarted your game since adding these to your autoexec.cfg file, go into console and type "exec autoexec" and then press enter.
Once you know these have been added, simply press numpad8 (or whatever key you change it to) 11 times, with at least 2 seconds between each press - less than this and you'll be rate limited and it won't apply the law, but will still move to the next alias, so you'll have to repeat the cycle.
 
Enjoy

Custom job updates complete 20/05/2021
@Chromo there was an error with your form so it didn't get done
the error: "stop tagging me on discord"
have a good weekend folks
and yes chromo you have to remake it

Thought I'd give people the bind I use for my laws/show how to make a convenient law bind for them, just replace the text in the bind to easily change them as you wish.
Essentially it uses aliases to run a command, then rebind that key to a different command, which then repeats until it cycles through completely.
To use it, I would advise pasting it into your autoexec.cfg file, as it means it won't vanish randomly like some Gmod binds does, and also means you can paste the entire thing instead of doing it line by line.
The autexec.cfg file is found in your gmod folder - for me this is located here (D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\GarrysMod\garrysmod\cfg)
https://gyazo.com/2e04342aea39352cc46149562a6c2425
 
It's fairly self explanatory, but I'll explain it briefly.
 
mayor 1 - resets the laws so you can start fresh
mayor 2 - adds the first law, outlawing all weapons, raiding tools, and mining tools - Nobody enforces the mining tools thing but it's funny
mayor 3 - fairly obvious, stops those pesky trespassers
mayor 4 - again, obvious, gets rid of hits and threats
mayor 5 - miscellaneous illegal behaviour, throwing things refers to bugbaits and snowballs
mayor 6 - stops people insulting you or not doing as you say
mayor 7 - outlaws gunshops, because... why not
mayor 8 - gets rid of the non default illegal entities (technically moonshine is always illegal, alcohol is a drug)
mayor 9 - stops those annoying situations where people say they have a licence to sell guns etc
mayor 10 - catchall thing that makes it look nicer than putting AOS -> KOS on every single line
mayor 11 - starts a lottery for 25000 (if you don't have the skill, change it to 5000 otherwise it won't work) - and then resets the loop back to mayor 1
 
to change the key to whatever you want, just replace KP_UPARROW with whatever key you want that is more convenient for you
 
To use:
if you haven't restarted your game since adding these to your autoexec.cfg file, go into console and type "exec autoexec" and then press enter.
Once you know these have been added, simply press numpad8 (or whatever key you change it to) 11 times, with at least 2 seconds between each press - less than this and you'll be rate limited and it won't apply the law, but will still move to the next alias, so you'll have to repeat the cycle.
 
Enjoy

Fairly new mod, is currently getting shit on by 60 players because he's the only one oD, and yet hasn't rage quit. 
 
 
 
That's pretty good tbh

Can confirm he had it before his ban for cheating many moons ago. (Picture for reference) - PS, it's a FROG BEANIE you twat.

He's not @DelCampino so you're wrong
 
Some/most of the images are broken due to hosting, but these were the best quality guides we ever had, nothing against you Flip