Immersel

Thank you for mentioning me in your store. 

Update!

Crusader has been updated to Prostitute (rip crusader.cc)
Added soldier!
and np @Immersel

 

Thank you for mentioning me in your store. 

Can confirm he had it before his ban for cheating many moons ago. (Picture for reference) - PS, it's a FROG BEANIE you twat.

Custom job updates complete 15/04/2021

respect the hustle. 
i think this is a very good deal, you get a cool custom job owned by nig gang member Alex (rat)
approved by immersel

Added Raging Bull and Remington 1858 to V

respect the hustle. 
i think this is a very good deal, you get a cool custom job owned by nig gang member Alex (rat)
approved by immersel

I thought I'd share another config similar to the law multibind, but with more variety to it - a numpad binding for all the money making entities.
You can either put these in your autoexec file to have them bound to your keyboard permanently, or you can have them in a separate file that you run whenever you go a criminal job to make that sweet sweet cash.
 
For the multi equipment binds such as meth, and just anything that runs more than 1 command, you should wait about 2 seconds before pressing the button again, or to be more specific, 1750ms seems to be the best way for me.
They're all bound to different keys, you can replace the keys easily by just replacing "KP_XXXX" with whatever you want the key to be
 
Anything with multibinds should be pressed as many times as there are lines and then it will fully loop around ready for use again

Selling
IG Name: OoO
Selling: Rogue CJ
Description: Owned by Alex. (Details: https://cloud-gaming.co.uk/forum/index.php?/topic/22482-alexs-store-freaky-frank)
Price: OF cape is $10 (£7.29 at time of writing) and pay transfer fee!
Payment method(s): They accept Visa/Mastercard/AmExpress, Paypal, PaySafeCard, Klarna, Neosurf, Ticket Premium, or Mint (https://optifine.net/donate)
Other comments: discord for details: OoO#3717
(Don't question it, I just want sexy minecraft OptiFine cape ;-; )
 

very useful
thank you!

Thought I'd give people the bind I use for my laws/show how to make a convenient law bind for them, just replace the text in the bind to easily change them as you wish.
Essentially it uses aliases to run a command, then rebind that key to a different command, which then repeats until it cycles through completely.
To use it, I would advise pasting it into your autoexec.cfg file, as it means it won't vanish randomly like some Gmod binds does, and also means you can paste the entire thing instead of doing it line by line.
The autexec.cfg file is found in your gmod folder - for me this is located here (D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\GarrysMod\garrysmod\cfg)
https://gyazo.com/2e04342aea39352cc46149562a6c2425
 
It's fairly self explanatory, but I'll explain it briefly.
 
mayor 1 - resets the laws so you can start fresh
mayor 2 - adds the first law, outlawing all weapons, raiding tools, and mining tools - Nobody enforces the mining tools thing but it's funny
mayor 3 - fairly obvious, stops those pesky trespassers
mayor 4 - again, obvious, gets rid of hits and threats
mayor 5 - miscellaneous illegal behaviour, throwing things refers to bugbaits and snowballs
mayor 6 - stops people insulting you or not doing as you say
mayor 7 - outlaws gunshops, because... why not
mayor 8 - gets rid of the non default illegal entities (technically moonshine is always illegal, alcohol is a drug)
mayor 9 - stops those annoying situations where people say they have a licence to sell guns etc
mayor 10 - catchall thing that makes it look nicer than putting AOS -> KOS on every single line
mayor 11 - starts a lottery for 25000 (if you don't have the skill, change it to 5000 otherwise it won't work) - and then resets the loop back to mayor 1
 
to change the key to whatever you want, just replace KP_UPARROW with whatever key you want that is more convenient for you
 
To use:
if you haven't restarted your game since adding these to your autoexec.cfg file, go into console and type "exec autoexec" and then press enter.
Once you know these have been added, simply press numpad8 (or whatever key you change it to) 11 times, with at least 2 seconds between each press - less than this and you'll be rate limited and it won't apply the law, but will still move to the next alias, so you'll have to repeat the cycle.
 
Enjoy

97% of the playerbase know this

Congratulations to @Kaede❄ for Winning the Marine Slot.
Thank you for everyone who showed interest in the giveaway.
I would also like to apologize for the Mistake on the first spin as I had forgotten a few names on the wheel so I had to respin to make it fair.
@james. 

Accepted
Thank you for creating this ban appeal, after reviewing both sides I am prepared to accept this ban appeal.
 
Obviously there was some mistake in the decision making of your ban. The Admin jumped the gun instead of taking the proper time
to decide what you did was wrong or not.
 
You will be unbanned ASAP.
Kind Regards,
~ The Community Team

Accepted
Thank you for creating this ban appeal, after reviewing both sides I am prepared to accept this ban appeal.
 
Obviously there was some mistake in the decision making of your ban. The Admin jumped the gun instead of taking the proper time
to decide what you did was wrong or not.
 
You will be unbanned ASAP.
Kind Regards,
~ The Community Team

Accepted
Thank you for creating this ban appeal, after reviewing both sides I am prepared to accept this ban appeal.
 
Obviously there was some mistake in the decision making of your ban. The Admin jumped the gun instead of taking the proper time
to decide what you did was wrong or not.
 
You will be unbanned ASAP.
Kind Regards,
~ The Community Team

Undercover Agent
Added val and jackhammer
active next cj restart

The lucky winner is the number 10 - @Berty!
Congratulations!
I will leave you a PM
Also a big thank you to all of you who have joined this giveaway! Stay tuned, I will host another giveaway at some point!

hello! my name is sam, welcome to cloud gaming darkrp.

Registrations closed! Commenting from now on won't get you counted in for the giveaway. Tomorrow the winner will be picked and announced!

Rest in piece crusader!

 
Now engage prostitute!

 

Updated Listings 
Changed "Crusader" to "Prostitute"
Changed the model from "Eli" to "Chell"
Changed the colour to some pinkish colour, different to boner or whatever it's called now lol
waiting for cj restart 

nig gang

In Game Name: yungmersel yunghania
Selling: Custom Jobs 
Payment Methods:  Bank transfer / Paypal Possibly / Cashapp possibly
Contact Discord: immersel.

 
Woodgreen Vue Cinema

Owner: @Slayer

Description
woodgreen vue cinema
soon come 

Weapons:
M40A3, Ithacam, CSS Deagle, AK47, As Val, MP9

SWEPS:
Unnarest, Medkit, Poo Gun, Lockpick, Keypad Cracker

Abilities:
100 Armor, Rob Bank, Take Hits, Mug, Moonshine, Spawn DJ Equipment, Spawn armor charger, Weed

Price: NFS
 
Brute

Owner: @NiceTry Manu

Description:
Verified
Comes with 6 unqiue/private weapon which in yellow

Weapons:
AK47 Vulcan - M40A3 - Mustang and Sally - RPK 74M - M4A4 Howl - Remington R5RGP, Peacekeeper, MK14 EBR - UMP45 - CSS Galil  - Ithaca - P90
 AK47 - Honey Badger - Famas - Scar - CSS Aug - BO2 Lsat

SWEPS:
Golden Fishing Rod - Bhop swep - Climb swep - Unarrest baton - Hackphone - Magic Sword - HL2 Medkit
 Camo swep - Disguise swep - Keypad Cracker - Lockpick 

Abilities:
DJ Equipment - Gun Dealer Guns - Brew Moonshine - Act as Hobo - Raid PD - Raid Bank - Mug - Kidnap - Take Hits
 100 Armor - Grow Weed - Spawn Armor Charger.

Price: NFS
 
Lampz

Owners: @Relly @Slayer

Description
kelvins coffin
Very Private job.

Weapons
ACE GUN. M40A3

SWEPS
Hammer, Unnarest, Adrenaline, Disguise

Abilities
100 Armor - Ability to Raid Bank - Ability to Take Hits - Mug, Kidnap, 

Price:  NFS
 
Caesar

Owners: @Sprickles @hnood190

Description:
Fat forehead and guns 4 life
Comes with 2 unique/private items which in yellow.

Weapons:
Intervention, Winchester 73, AK-47, Barret M82, Double Barrel Shotgun, Ithaca M37, XM1014, Crossbow, M4A1, Model 500,  Winchester 1897, Mustang & Sally, Galil,  Shadow Daggers

SWEPS:
Pichaxe, Fists, Unarrest Baton, Magic Sword, Camo Swep, Climb Swep, Hackphone, Keypad Cracker, Disguise Kit, BHOP Swep, Medkit, Lockpick, Hammer, Grappling Hook

Abilities:
100 Armour, Take Hits, Mug people, Raid Bank/PD, Brew Moonshine, Grow Weed, Armour Charger, DJ Equipment, Kidnap people, Meth

Price: £40 
 
FreakyFrank

Owner: a big bozo

Description:
Verified
Comes with 1 unique/private items which in yellow.
Low Slot Count

Weapons:
Honey Badger - Contender - AK47 - Scar - Ace Gun - Magpul PDR - Damascus Sword - CSS Deagle - Ithaca M37 - PSG1 - Crowbar - Milkor

SWEPS:
Magic Sword -Lockpick - Maxwell - Unarrest Baton - Hack Phone - Medkit - Disguise kit - Climb Swep - Bhop Swep - Hammer - Grappling Hook - Keypad Cracker 

Abilities:
Buy DJ Equipment -Buy "Gun Dealer" Equipment - Take Hits - Armour Charger - 100 Armour - Raid PD - Grow Weed  - Raid Bank -  Act as a Hobo - Buy "Special Arms Dealer" Equipment - Mug

Price: Offer
 
!cat

Owner: @Ckileena

Description:
Verified
!cat op
Comes with 1 unique/private items which in yellow.

Weapons:
Scar, Honey Badger, MK14 EBR

Sweps:
Keypad Cracker, Lockpick, Bhop Swep, Climb Swep, Medkit, Hackphone

Abilities:
100 Armour, Mug, Weed, Armour Charger, Moonshine

Price: Offer
 
Rebellion

 Owner: @roast

Description:
Uses the black hl2 medic model (not too sure which tho)

Weapons:
Double Barrel Shotgun, USAS, Ithaca M73, Luger, AK-47, M249, Crossbow, Barret M82, Winchester 1897, Model 3 Russian, Galil, Scar

SWEPS:
Camouflage, Fists, Keypad Cracker, Magic Sword, Medkit, Hackphone, Unarrest Baton,
Climb Swep, Bhop Swep, Lockpick, Disguise Kit

Abilities:
100 Armour, Mug, Kidnap, Raid Bank, Raid PD, Take Hits, Moonshine,
DJ Equipment, Armour Charger, Meth.

Price: Offer
 
Chief Inspector

Owner: @roast

Description:
Acts as Civil Protection and is the highest ranked CP of all SWAT jobs.
Combine soldier hl2 player model
Uses the SWAT Skill Tree

Weapons:
Ithaca M37, AS Val, AWP, Scar

SWEPS:
125 Armour, Active Camouflage, Climb SWEP, Bhop Swep, Police Shield, Disguise Kit,
Stunstick, Arrest/unarrest baton, Weapon checker. Battering ram. Magic Sword.

Abilities:
Follows the same rules as SWAT leader but is higher ranked than it.

Price: £20
 
Ownerships
kelvins coffin

Owner: @Immersel | Me

Description
1 Slot

Weapons:
N/A

SWEPS:
N/A

Abilities:
N/A

Price: Ownership Offer | Slots £60
 
Stripped Jobs
.NoGood

Owner: @Relly

Description
Stripped job, rip .nogood, welcome .nogood+

Weapons
N/A

SWEPS
N/A

Abilities
N/A

Price: Offer
 
Elite Guard

Owner: cbanned cheater

Description
got stripped by a cheater
Weapons
N/A

SWEPS
N/A

Abilities
N/A

Price: Offer
 
HOBO+

Owner: a bozo

Description:
Stripped

Weapons:
N/A

SWEPS:
N/A

Abilities:
N/A

Price: Offer
 
Freddy Fazbear

Owner: cbanned nonce

Description:
stripped

Weapons:
N/A

SWEPS:
N/A

Abilities:
N/A

Price: Offer
 
Zen Warrior 

Owner: @SYMMIJ

Description
Stripped

Weapons:
N/A

SWEPS:
N/A

Abilities:
N/A

Price: Offer
 

Updated Listings 
Changed "Crusader" to "Prostitute"
Changed the model from "Eli" to "Chell"
Changed the colour to some pinkish colour, different to boner or whatever it's called now lol
waiting for cj restart 

nig gang