Kaede❄

Pistols
Gun Dealer
m9k_colt1911
m9k_luger
m9k_ragingbull
Special Arms
m9k_deagle
bb_duelelites
m9k_remington1858
Gang Dealer
m9k_scoped_taurus
bb_usp
Mining
m9k_model627
Dumpster
m9k_colt1911
m9k_luger
Other
m9k_coltpython
m9k_hk45
m9k_glock
m9k_m29satan
m9k_model3russian
m9k_model500
m9k_usp
m9k_sig_p229r
m9k_m92beretta
weapon_357
 
Submachine Guns
Gun dealer
m9k_mp9
m9k_smgp90
Special Arms
m9k_mp40
m9k_mp7
Gang Dealer
bb_tmp
m9k_bizonp19
Mining
m9k_honeybadger
Dumpster
m9k_mp40
m9k_sten
m9k_thompson
Other
m9k_magpulpdr
m9k_mp5sd 
m9k_vector
m9k_mp5
m9k_usc
m9k_kac_pdw
m9k_tec9
m9k_ump45
m9k_bizonp19
m9k_uzi
m9k_usc
 
Shotguns
Gun Dealer
m9k_remington870
m9k_jackhammer
Special Arms
m9k_spas12
m9k_striker12
Gang Dealer
m9k_dbarrel
m9k_browningauto5
m9k_usas
Mining
m9k_ithacam37
Other
m9k_m3
m9k_1897winchester
m9k_1887winchester
m9k_mossberg590
 
Assault Rifes
Gun Dealer
m9k_ak47
m9k_m4a1
Special Arms
m9k_ak74
m9k_scar
Gang Dealer
m9k_val
m9k_winchester73
bb_m4a1
Mining
m9k_f2000
Dumpster
m9k_acr
Other
m9k_m16a4_acog
m9k_amd65
m9k_m416
m9k_g36
m9k_g3a3
m9k_vikhr
m9k_tar21
blast_msbsb
m9k_fal
m9k_an94
m9k_auga3
m9k_famas
m9k_l85
 
Snipers
Gun Dealer
m9k_psg1
m9k_intervention
Special Arms
bb_g3sg1
bb_scout
Gang Dealer
m9k_dragunov
Dumpster
m9k_contender
Other
m9k_aw50
m9k_svt40
m9k_svu
m9k_sl8
m9k_remington7615p 
m9k_barret_m82
m9k_svt40
unclen8_mk14
m9k_m14sp
m9k_m24
m9k_m98b
 
LMGs
Gun Dealer
bb_m249
m9k_m60
Special Arms
m9k_minigun
m9k_pkm
Mining
m9k_ares_shrike
Other
m9k_m1918bar
blast_lsat
m9k_fg42
m9k_m249lmg
 
Explosives
Special Arms
m9k_sticky_grenade
weapon_emp
m9k_rpg7
Mining
bb_css_c4
m9k_rpg7
m9k_nitro
m9k_m79gl
Dumpster
m9k_rpg7
Other
m9k_matador
m9k_ied_detonator
m9k_m202
m9k_exile
m9k_ex41
m9k_milkormgl
m9k_mustang
weapon_rpg
 
Other Weapons
m9k_damascus
weapon_crossbow
m9k_knife
candycane
 
CS-GO Weapons
Vulcan: clt_akvlcn
Dlore: awpdragon
Glock Candy Apple: clt_glck18_cda
Glock Fade: clt_glck18_fde
csgo_bayonet
csgo_bayonet_crimsonwebs
csgo_bayonet_fade
csgo_bayonet_marblefade
csgo_bayonet_ultraviolet
csgo_bayonet_tiger
csgo_bowie_marblefade
csgo_bowie_ultraviolet
csgo_bowie
csgo_bowie_fade
csgo_butterfly
csgo_butterfly_fade
csgo_flip
csgo_flip_boreal
csgo_flip_crimsonwebs
csgo_flip_fade
csgo_gut
csgo_gut_fade
csgo_gut_crimsonwebs
csgo_huntsman_boreal
csgo_huntsman_marblefade
csgo_karambit
csgo_karambit_fade
csgo_karambit_marblefade
csgo_karambit_tiger
csgo_karambit_ultraviolet
csgo_m9
csgo_m9_boreal
csgo_m9_crimsonwebs
csgo_m9_fade
csgo_m9_marblefade
csgo_m9_tiger
csgo_falchion
csgo_falchion_crimsonwebs
csgo_falchion_fade
csgo_gut_crimsonwebs
csgo_huntsman
csgo_cssource
 
Other CS:S Weapons
bb_sg550
bb_deagle
bb_m3
bb_awp
bb_xm1014
bb_mac10
bb_ak47
bb_famas
bb_fiveseven
bb_ump45
bb_css_knife
bb_p228
bb_p90
bb_cssfrag
bb_galil
bb_glock
bb_mp5
bb_sg552
bb_css_smoke
bb_aug
 
Other
arrest_stick
unarrest_stick
stunstick
door_ram
weaponchecker
diguisekit
weapon_camo
weapon_hack_phone
climb_swep2
bhop_swep
3d2dcracker_weapon
pro_lockpick_update
weapon_policeshield
opbugbait
wp_hammer
med_kit
pickaxe
velkon_guitar
weapon_fists
weapon_fidget
gmod_camera
snowball_thrower_nodamage
weapon_lightsaber
weapon_medkit
health_charger
 
 
Entity List
 
Medic Entities
/buyarmorcharger
/buyhealthcharger
 
Bitcoin Miner Entities
/buybitminerfuel
/buybitminergenerator
/buybitminerextension
/buybitminerpowerlead
/buybitminers1
/buybitminers2
/buybitminerrack
/buybitminerserver
 
Gangster Entities
/buyplantpot
/buyseeds
 
Methcook Entities
/buygascanister
/buyjar
/buypot
/buyspot
/buystove
/buymacid
/buyiodine
/buysulfur
/buywater
 
Any Job
/buygangsign
/buymetaldetector
/buymoneybox
/buynormalprinter
/buygangprinter
/buyvipprinter
/buyextraprinter
/buyadvprinter (master printer)
/buyprintercharge
/buyprintercore
/buyprintercooler
/buyterminal
/buyterminalcamera
/buyammo 1
/buyammo 2
/buyammo 3
/buyammo 4
/buyammo 5
/buyammo 6
/buyammo 7
/buyammo 8
/buyprinterboost

Didn't know I had 2 stores

this seems interesting @Kaede❄ could you hmu with this 

tf buy mine
 

go back to buying titty models nerd

Selling exile slot, boney slot, chief inspector slot
possibly a v slot if someone wants it 
no you can't have mad chef go away
 
I'm not adding a description fuck you I'm lazy
dm me at Avionix#6969 if you want to buy, offer me money
paypal only

I don't want your filthy IGM noseboy
 
 
 

who

Mic spamming drives some people up a wall dont see why it cant be illegal

'Ello lads, this is just a quick bit of information regarding the speed at which the magic sword recharges. I'm not sure if this had been done before, but I think it's interesting so here y'all go! 
Basically, the recharge rate of the magic sword differs depending on what you use the actual charge for, and depending on this, the game treats the charge differently.
If the charge is used to jump, the game treats the charge as a single block, like this:

If the charge is used to restore health, the game treats the charge as five individual blocks of 20, like this:

 
When the game treats the charge as one single block, when used to jump, it takes exactly 40 seconds to recharge it to 100 from 0. However, the charge is only restored on the 40 second mark, and at no time beforehand.
Conversely, when the game treats the charge as 5 blocks of 20, when used to heal, it oddly takes more time, taking 60 seconds to recharge each single block. In practice, this means that every charge is effectively the start of a new timer; if you heal and use 20 magic, that block will start its 60 second recharge. Then, if you heal 15 seconds later, another block starts a 60 second recharge, separate from the first block’s recharge. By the end of the process, it would appear that it took 75 seconds to “fully charge”, but in reality it took just took 2 blocks 60 second each. This rule also applies even if you use all of your magic in 5 consecutive heals, reducing your magic to 0.
I would have included records of this stuff all happening, or perhaps made some gifs, but my computer is too terrible to record at a consistent framerate, so yeah.
But anyways, I hope someone among you all finds this little tidbit useful and/or interesting!
EDIT: I also forgot to clarify that, once the charge reaches 100 again, the way in which the game treats the charge can switch depending on whatever ability is next used. Probably obvious to most of you but hey, no harm in being thorough!

Updated Listings 
selling all my custom jobs message me if you're interested
Immersel#7858

V slots are now £40 each

V
Owners: @Sprickles @Eskimo @Kaede❄
Description:
V
Barney Model
Weapons:
MP9, Winchester 73, G3A3, Raging Bull Scoped, S&W Model 500, S&W Model 627, Remington 1858, Raging Bull
SWEPS:
Camo Swep, Magic Sword, Hackphone
Abilities:
100 Armor, Weed, Guard, Kidnap
Price: £40
Mad Chef Owner: @Avionix
Description:
male_07 Player model
Matador
Price: Fuck Off.
Marine Owner: @Slayer
Description:
You can base in PD and build in streets
     You may enforce the law
Verified
Weapons:
HK 416,Vector, SPAS 12, Double Barrel, AI AW50, Winchester 1897, Ithaca, Dlore, PKM , Matador.
SWEPS:
Climb SWEP, 150 Armour, Arrest/Unarrest Baton, Battering Ram, Stun-stick, Weapon Checker, Shield, Magic Sword, Medkit, Camo Swep, Disguise Kit, BHOP Swep.
Abilities:
Act as Civil Protection, Act as S.W.A.T Sniper, Ability to build on the street.
Price: Buy from slayer
 
Contact: Kaede#2057 for purchases
 
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V slots are now £40 each

V slots are now £40 each

V slots are now £40 each

also dont hold w, thats an important one

Added Raging Bull and Remington 1858 to V

Added Raging Bull and Remington 1858 to V

Added Raging Bull and Remington 1858 to V

god you are a nerd

god you are a nerd

I thought I'd share another config similar to the law multibind, but with more variety to it - a numpad binding for all the money making entities.
You can either put these in your autoexec file to have them bound to your keyboard permanently, or you can have them in a separate file that you run whenever you go a criminal job to make that sweet sweet cash.
 
For the multi equipment binds such as meth, and just anything that runs more than 1 command, you should wait about 2 seconds before pressing the button again, or to be more specific, 1750ms seems to be the best way for me.
They're all bound to different keys, you can replace the keys easily by just replacing "KP_XXXX" with whatever you want the key to be
 
Anything with multibinds should be pressed as many times as there are lines and then it will fully loop around ready for use again

Thought I'd give people the bind I use for my laws/show how to make a convenient law bind for them, just replace the text in the bind to easily change them as you wish.
Essentially it uses aliases to run a command, then rebind that key to a different command, which then repeats until it cycles through completely.
To use it, I would advise pasting it into your autoexec.cfg file, as it means it won't vanish randomly like some Gmod binds does, and also means you can paste the entire thing instead of doing it line by line.
The autexec.cfg file is found in your gmod folder - for me this is located here (D:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\GarrysMod\garrysmod\cfg)
https://gyazo.com/2e04342aea39352cc46149562a6c2425
 
It's fairly self explanatory, but I'll explain it briefly.
 
mayor 1 - resets the laws so you can start fresh
mayor 2 - adds the first law, outlawing all weapons, raiding tools, and mining tools - Nobody enforces the mining tools thing but it's funny
mayor 3 - fairly obvious, stops those pesky trespassers
mayor 4 - again, obvious, gets rid of hits and threats
mayor 5 - miscellaneous illegal behaviour, throwing things refers to bugbaits and snowballs
mayor 6 - stops people insulting you or not doing as you say
mayor 7 - outlaws gunshops, because... why not
mayor 8 - gets rid of the non default illegal entities (technically moonshine is always illegal, alcohol is a drug)
mayor 9 - stops those annoying situations where people say they have a licence to sell guns etc
mayor 10 - catchall thing that makes it look nicer than putting AOS -> KOS on every single line
mayor 11 - starts a lottery for 25000 (if you don't have the skill, change it to 5000 otherwise it won't work) - and then resets the loop back to mayor 1
 
to change the key to whatever you want, just replace KP_UPARROW with whatever key you want that is more convenient for you
 
To use:
if you haven't restarted your game since adding these to your autoexec.cfg file, go into console and type "exec autoexec" and then press enter.
Once you know these have been added, simply press numpad8 (or whatever key you change it to) 11 times, with at least 2 seconds between each press - less than this and you'll be rate limited and it won't apply the law, but will still move to the next alias, so you'll have to repeat the cycle.
 
Enjoy

Custom job updates complete 09/04/2021

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