Noseian

£25 and the bonus of not selling it to a sheep shagger

Time to reintroduce child labour and put them to good use.

@jihad kekistani you and Venice, or as he was formally known Yo share a lot of the same qualities. You both started out as complete bumbling morons however over time you gained experience by being a bumbling moron and now you both aren’t bumbling morons. So we’ll done to you both for not being bumbling morons anymore and a blithering idiot instead.
 
In all seriousness, you both are really good A+ and are well liked within the community. So congrats to you both for the ranks and god bless.

this @Venice guy, he's just an excellent a+, funny and nice lad and always was there for everyone and still is.
i thank venice for helping me out to become who i am now, and giving me many answers i needed and will probably need in the future too ❤️
#veniceforSA

@jihad kekistani you and Venice, or as he was formally known Yo share a lot of the same qualities. You both started out as complete bumbling morons however over time you gained experience by being a bumbling moron and now you both aren’t bumbling morons. So we’ll done to you both for not being bumbling morons anymore and a blithering idiot instead.
 
In all seriousness, you both are really good A+ and are well liked within the community. So congrats to you both for the ranks and god bless.

@jihad kekistani you and Venice, or as he was formally known Yo share a lot of the same qualities. You both started out as complete bumbling morons however over time you gained experience by being a bumbling moron and now you both aren’t bumbling morons. So we’ll done to you both for not being bumbling morons anymore and a blithering idiot instead.
 
In all seriousness, you both are really good A+ and are well liked within the community. So congrats to you both for the ranks and god bless.

@jihad kekistani you and Venice, or as he was formally known Yo share a lot of the same qualities. You both started out as complete bumbling morons however over time you gained experience by being a bumbling moron and now you both aren’t bumbling morons. So we’ll done to you both for not being bumbling morons anymore and a blithering idiot instead.
 
In all seriousness, you both are really good A+ and are well liked within the community. So congrats to you both for the ranks and god bless.

Really good guide for new players getting to grips with money making methods. Also nice to see an updated listed and a really clear sheet. Well done!
 
Didn't actually realise Mining was that powerful 

Really good guide for new players getting to grips with money making methods. Also nice to see an updated listed and a really clear sheet. Well done!
 
Didn't actually realise Mining was that powerful 

Really good guide for new players getting to grips with money making methods. Also nice to see an updated listed and a really clear sheet. Well done!
 
Didn't actually realise Mining was that powerful 

Money making guide
I have found the hourly profit for each income source and sorted them below. This may not be fully accurate so please comment if there's anything wrong.
For each, the total profit is the income received by a player, minus any costs such as weed seeds for example.
Printers:
Assuming printers are fully charged, cooled, and upgraded; printers can be one of the best ways of making money.

Per hour without an extra printer you can expect to earn £529,000, but with an extra printer you can expect £616,400. Without VIP and a gang, you can expect £266,800 per hour.
Mining:
Because mining is skill level based, I have found the expected earnings from three different levels, 10, 6, and 0.

These are per hour, and level 10 mining earns the most money out of all methods that I have checked - nearly £1,500,000 in just 1 hour!
A benefit of mining is that it is legal, however underground mutants may kill you, making mining sometimes difficult.
Weed:
Assuming you are lucky and are not arrested selling, weed becomes a very good method of earning money when you have more than the standard 2 pots.

The standard 2 pots will earn you £228,000, which means for a solo player, weed is the best option out of weed, moonshine, and meth; in terms of profit, however it comes with the greatest risk.
Moonshine:
Moonshine is one of the least risky methods of making money as it does not require you to travel to an NPC where you could be arrested; however it is far less profitable.

At only £120,000 profit per hour (without borrowing other player's brewers), moonshine is not that good.
Meth:
Meth is a relatively fun and active way to make money, and is less risky than weed as it is far quicker to sell. However, it is not as profitable.

Using a second stove to double the speed of meth cooking can net a decent profit of £430,000, but requires you to be very busy creating the required ingredients.
Bitcoin:
Bitcoin requires lots of set up costs, so takes a long time to become profitable (~2 hours). I have not fully checked the profits of bitcoin yet, but will add to this section later. With a full rack, you can expect profits roughly around £500,000 per hour.

 
Conclusion:
Max-level mining is the most profitable method of earning money, however it does require a large initial cost to level up. When coupled with printing, you could expect profits of around £2,000,000 per hour!
 
 
 
 

can you give me head x 

can you give me head x 

Hi Nexon,
 
Thank you very much for your polite and efficient reply.
 
The offer still stands if you do wish to come back to this at any point in the future. 
 
Kind Regards,
Chris Noseian

Hi Nexon,
 
Thank you very much for your polite and efficient reply.
 
The offer still stands if you do wish to come back to this at any point in the future. 
 
Kind Regards,
Chris Noseian

Hi Nexon,
 
Thank you very much for your polite and efficient reply.
 
The offer still stands if you do wish to come back to this at any point in the future. 
 
Kind Regards,
Chris Noseian

Just try not to get cbanned this time @SYMMIJ
 
Apart from that you’re doing a good job!

Just try not to get cbanned this time @SYMMIJ
 
Apart from that you’re doing a good job!

Says the guy who touched a minor

Just try not to get cbanned this time @SYMMIJ
 
Apart from that you’re doing a good job!

Just try not to get cbanned this time @SYMMIJ
 
Apart from that you’re doing a good job!

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