Turtle

Where do I start? Firstly, I enjoy seeing the staff team work so hard to keep the server in check, it makes me happy. Other staff members aside, I think Nomad deserves Staff Member of the Week and here's why.
 
Nomad: What has he done that I think deserves him SMotW? He listens to the players, he checks on certain players after spotting/being informed of something suspicious. He instantly deals with the Major rulebreakers (Mass RDM, RDA etc) there on the spot and does it in a professional manner as well which makes him seem more respectable.
 
An example of what he's done: I've been keeping tabs on the rulebreakers (IDs, logs etc) and I forwarded them all to him, he didn't push the notes on these rulebreakers to one side and dismiss it, he checked each one and dealt with them in the correct way. I told him about a guy who was acting suspicious and he kept track of said player.
 
Also, Nomad is a nice staff member to talk to and have a laugh with (not saying the other staff members aren't fun to be around, just making a point).
 
Thanks for reading this. c:

- Toast.

This post is now a shit post. We know he is a great admin. Can we all just shut up and give him admin+ already 

Not related to the post, but what the fuck is that profile picture?

@Turtle would be proud.

Not toast again plsss

I’m not a fan really. 

omg hi jimmy and symmij

I do not authorise this use of the bread emoji. 
Symmij is alright, bit of a bozo though. 

Can confirm he had it before his ban for cheating many moons ago. (Picture for reference) - PS, it's a FROG BEANIE you twat.

Hello, guess who is back again!
Today I have made video about how to bhop (it might be a little bit laggy idk why tho  )
Bhopping is fast and fun way to travel around map, so I have decided to make a video tutorial about it (I know there are already some guides for it, but I haven't really found any video about it, so I made my own one  ) 
I didn't really mention one point in video which is: Gaining more speed from bhopping, beacuse this is just regular tutorial on how to easly bhop. 
 
(Sorry about thumbnail too dumb/lazy to make one  ) 
Probably A LOT of you already know how to bhop really fast, but I have seen a lot of people asking on server "How do I bhop so fast?" , if they ask something like this again we can just give them link to this forum page and they might learn it!!!  
As I said in the last guide post, I hope this helps some people out and ENJOY! (Maybe I am already making more tutorials, who knows! :3 )

Bobzy the mutant, everyone used to fear him but now he's just fat. 

Retard, I paid for admin not an unban.

What does paid mean when someone is unbanned?

@Mayo just make a report in game and ask an administrator to free the rp name ?

@Mayo just make a report in game and ask an administrator to free the rp name ?

@Mayo just make a report in game and ask an administrator to free the rp name ?

The strictly cloud gaming love I have for everyone in this community is immense, you people will forever be held close to my heart. For real I have great appreciation for these kind posts which seem so out of the blue, and without being CRINGE, this community wouldn't be where it is today without the players and the staff who work very hard and I appreciate all of you.
When I took the reigns back in 2018 the community was in a much different, The staff team was in a bit of disarray due to mismanagement (trello sheet), and honestly an overall lack of motivation for people to join the server let alone be staff members.
Over the years I've seen lots of new people come to the community, old players return to the community, and people leave the community. I've met a majority of incredibly nice receptive people through this community who I am willing to spend my free-time with playing online which 5 years ago seemed a little bit bonkers to me. These same people I've met over the years have dedicated there time to making the community a better place for everyone, I honestly cannot thank some of you enough. I would do a name drop but I think I'd honestly be here all day. 
I think I'll leave my cringe fest here but in all honesty love you all ❤️ 

trust me...

I've always preferred pepsi personally. 

Still have it.

shut up and be patient, make sure you filled the form correctly and youll have it no need for a post!

Today was the craziest day and i'm sure @Astrax can agree lol
These people were super supportive and were working super hard as they raced around getting tons of reports. @Astrax Dealt with a guy that was super annoying and was MRB (And other reports) @Juice Dealt with a guy that was prop abusing and was being inappropriate around a 7 year old. @Roby Was very fast and very polite.
 
NOTE: Today these three people were seen everywhere and i want them to get noticed by the community for their hard work!

Thank you very much for the recommendation ❤️ ?

The three default laws have to always remain because if you change them it will bug the laws for anyone who joins after you did this. People who join after will not be able to see the modified laws 1-3 and it will casue a lot of arguements and pointless sits.
The reason why I specified "AOS->KOS" is becasue you should always attempt to arrest, unless your life is being endangered.
It is ideal to get all laws to only take up one line, so your laws do not fall off the board.
Just copy and paste, line by line, to get compact and refined laws which break no server rules.
/addlaw Open carry of Weapons or Raiding tools is AOS->KOS
(This law covers all things from Shields to RPGs) /addlaw Trespassing is AOS->KOS
(Fairly straight foreward) /addlaw Death threats are AOS->KOS
(This makes things like Mugging and warns illegal) /addlaw Cloaking and Disguising is AOS->KOS
(Just a bit of fun really) /addlaw Selling and Buyingweapons without a license is AOS->KOS
(Just standard RP) /addlaw CP can check you for weapons as long as they have a valid RP reason.
(This is here to specify the words "Valid" and "RP") /addlaw Protesting against the CP is AOS->KOS
(Toll money is good, protesters are bad.) /addlaw Bypassing Checkpoints and Tolls is AOS->KOS
(Same as the above) /addlaw Please remind me to do lotteries.
(90% of CG players are gambling addicts and we all know this, this is useful becasue who doesn't like a lottery?) The man reason I made this is becasue the laws are usually complete bollocks.